AC on Kim Kardashian Got Fully Nude for W Magazine and We’ve Got the Pics:
“That said: I’m pretty sure if her areolae weren’t plated in silver here they’d be TERRIFYING.”

Sammy on So Apparently Charlie Sheen Isn’t in Rehab:
“Charlie, I’m begging you. Put down the little gold spoon and the pussy forever! I love you too much to see you go to an early grave!! What’s that? Ok, you can keep the pussy but the coke HAS GOT TO GO.”

evilbeetdouche on Is Lady Gaga Pregnant?:
“Gah Gah could deliver a truck through that Holland tunnel of a gash.”

ECF on Miley Cyrus Got Another Tattoo:
“It looks like a terrier with a blue bow. Am I right?”

Scout on Scott Disick Wants to Buy a Bike From Jesse James, Huh?:
“*screeching noises* Wait a second. Scott’s one of God’s chosen people? Fuck. All this time I’ve been wondering why I’m so attracted to him. I mean, I tend to like cocky. I like the Park Ave. tapestry inspired shirts and ties. But he’s just gross otherwise. But a Jew. It makes sense now. Jew is an immediate turn on…like Tall, or Has Cat.”

avicutez on Teasers From the New Britney Spears Video:
“Egypt and Britney Spears. I’m complex.”

Who takes it?

As I said in a previous post, K-Y Brand has created the premise for an intimacy experiment and I’M DOING IT, GUYS. The whole shebang is basically a 10-day relationship-tweaker test that features ideas for couples to better their relationships through heightened intimacy, involving K-Y product, sex tips, and ideas to spice up your relationship. It’s all good stuff here, all the time, and as you guys know, I’m no one to shy away from sharing way too much information, as some of you lament, and as some of you love. You can follow my journey here, on K-Y Brand’s Facebook page, Couples Place, and through Trista and Ryan’s (of The Bachelorette fame) Facebook and Twitter accounts.

Anyway, day one of the experiment focuses on turning the bedroom into sanctuary of love, guys. A SANCTUARY OF LOVE. I don’t know about you, but as a parent to a three-year-old, my room hasn’t been much more than a six-hours-of-sleep pit stop between days that seem to run together anyhow, but OK. ‘Sanctuary of love’ it is.  Good thing?  The experiment encouraged me to make my room all pretty and cozy and comfy, and allowed sex vibes to just flutter throughout like candy-coated zephyrs in a variety of iridescent colors, and that was a big accomplishment.  I’m feeling sexual already (not that it, you know, takes a whole lot).

As most of you might know, I’ve been in the wicked throes of moving for the past few weeks, and though this past week was the final week of insanity, things aren’t exactly yet where they’re supposed to be. However, I did make the honest effort to head out, buy some (um, more) candles, sheet sprays, room sprays, diffusers, atomizers, and a brand-spanking-new set of Egyptian cotton, 600 thread-count sheets in a dusty taupe, and with all that, I feng shui-ed the crap out of my newest bedroom and I DID A GOOD JOB.

The room is now warm, inviting, and above all, sexified. I mean, it wasn’t too cluttered to begin with, ’cause I’m a neat freak of epic proportions (crazy, right?), but now it’s literally a haven for sensuality. Honest.

Now. Whether or not I’m going to utilize the newfound appeal of my bedroom for its intended purposes tonight will remain to be seen, but in either case … it’s sure to be an inviting prospect, that’s for certain.

Stay tuned for more, and don’t forget to enter for yourself – rules and regulations (OK, there’s actually only one – you have to have a blog of your own and blog about it every day for ten days) to enter are here, but do it. Really. I have a feeling you’re going to enjoy yourself.

I wrote this posting while participating in a blog campaign on behalf of K-Y^® Brand and also received product samples to help facilitate my review. In addition, K-Y^® Brand sent me a gift card to thank me for taking the time to participate.

This morning, the second teaser for Britney Spears‘ “Hold It Against Me” video was released. The 6 second clip shows what appears to be a wreath of microphones and then Britney standing behind them as the crew slates the scene.

The first teaser, which premiered yesterday, was pretty much the same deal. Another six seconds of chopped up behind the scenes graphics, and then a countdown to the full video’s release:

We’ve only got 12 more days, guys! I’m pretty sure that I’ll watch all of these teasers and then the day the full video comes out, I’ll be too over it to care to watch. Then I’ll never see it. It will become “my thing”. When my friends ask me if I’ve seen it, I’ll just ignore them. If it comes on in a bar or at a party, I’ll simply leave the room. Because I’m stubborn like that.

Are you guys looking forward to the new Britney video?

This is one of those “Celebrities! They’re just like us!” moments. Well, just like YOU, maybe. I’ve never been stood up on a date, of course.

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal recently experienced what it’s like to be a regular Joe when he showed up to meet someone at a Santa Monica eatery and they never showed up!

From E!:

Gyllenhaal was seated at a table inside the eatery but didn’t immediately order any items off the menu. As time passed, servers kept asking the all-alone-actor if he wanted any food or drink, but he declined.

The 30-year-old Hollywood hunk waited an entire 45 minutes before finally deciding to hit the road without ever meeting up with his mystery date.

45 minutes! That must have been some good pussy.

To add insult to injury, after Jake left the table, it was taken over by Jessica Simpson and her fiance. Kinda like the restaurants way of saying, “Hey, Jake? Would you mind bouncing, ’cause even Jessica Simpson showed up with a date tonight.”

Wonder who Jake’s first post-Taylor public date was supposed to be…

Hey guys!

If you’re anything like me – at all – you probably like sex, and lots of it. Drunk sex, makeup sex, angry sex, theme sex, the list goes on and on. Because of that, and because of my previous experiences with K-Y, *I was contacted and asked if I’d like to participate in the 2011 K-Y Intimacy Experiment, along with some other awesome celebrity gossip sites and even a celebrity couple – The Bachelorette‘s Trista Rehn and Ryan Sutter. For the next ten days, myself, the other bloggers, and both Trista and Ryan will undergo various stimulating experiments involving tested and true sex tips, fabulous products by K-Y, and role playing scenarios to spice up our sex lives and relationships. On February 14th, the experiment will be open to the public – and this is where y’all come in.

How do you win, you wonder? You can enter in the comments in each related K-Y Intimacy Experiment post (one entry per post). The only rule is that you must maintain your own blog, so that when the time comes, if you win, you can undergo the experiment yourself and write about it, as I will for Evil Beet, and as many other bloggers will throughout the celebrity gossip blogosphere.

Two winners will be chosen randomly, so be sure to use your proper email address when you sign up to comment.

You can follow the progress here at Evil Beet and also check the experiment itself out at the Couples Place Facebook page here.

Trista will be Tweeting the couple’s progress, and you can also check out her tips straight from Facebook, too!

Stay tuned!

*I wrote this posting while participating in a blog campaign on behalf of K-Y^®Brand and also received product samples to help facilitate my review. In addition, K-Y^® Brand sent me a gift card to thank me for taking the time to participate.

Well, probably a lot of things, but at least one of those things is that they both have gold teeth.

Yup. Charlie Sheen’s got gold teeth. Like a pirate or a rapper. The freaky news about this dude just keeps on coming.

One of the porn stars that slept with Charlie recently revealed this fun fact on Howard Stern and said that he uses a cover up made of veneer when he’s out in public.

Ladies, if the idea of getting busy with Charlie Sheen wasn’t creepy enough, right? Looking up at gremlin and his mouth full of gold teeth? Blech. Spare me.