Feb 14, 2011 at 09:00 am by Sarah

Oh Christina Aguilera. Two botched performances in the same month, mere weeks apart. Why do I have a feeling we’re going to have a lot of not-so-good – but completely awesome at the same time – coverage in the coming months regarding you and your drug or alcohol addictions? Why do I feel like you’re going to get a hell of a lot more interesting than you have been in the past few years, and then blame it on some kind of weird, saliva-based disease that you contracted back in the day when swapping spit with Britney Spears?

Because it’s probably true, you know, that whole thing about Britney.  I just can’t wait to see what color wig you pick out.  Be original, girl – stay away from the pink.

Feb 14, 2011 at 08:00 am by Sarah

photo of john mayer norah jones keith urban performing at the grammy awards pictures

Ah, the best part of the award ceremonies, as far as I’m concerned: the still photos. It really gives you perspective into a situation, and if you’re like me, and enjoy mocking John Mayer and his douche-stache, an excuse to laugh at celebrities for a prolonged period of time.

Also? I’d still totally have hot, orangutan-like sex with Mick Jagger. That man just emanates animal magnetism, don’t you think?

Feb 14, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

photo of lady antebellum album of the year winners 53rd annual grammy awards pictures

And this might not even BE the complete list, because there’s so damned many categories and I started to lose track after awhile. If I’m wrong, hey – there’s this great new thing called ‘Google.’ It can tell you lots of stuff that you probably didn’t know before, and I urge you to make use of it if you think I’ve gotten something wrong down there.

I’m pretty excited for Lady Antebellum, you know, winning a lot of the important categories, because guys? I LIKE Lady Antebellum.  Bizzare, I know, especially considering my general distaste for country music, so this year?  Was totally exciting.

Album of the Year: The Suburbs, Arcade Fire
Record of the Year: “Need You Now,” Lady Antebellum
Rap Album: Recovery, Eminem
New Artist: Esperanza Spalding
Song of the Year: “Need You Now,” Lady Antebellum
Pop Vocal Album: Lady Gaga, The Fame Monster
Pop Performance by a Duo or Group: Train, “Hey, Soul Sister (Live)”
Traditional Pop Vocal Album: Michael Bublé, Crazy Love
Female Pop Vocal Performance: Lady Gaga, “Bad Romance”
Male Pop Vocal Performance: Bruno Mars, “Just The Way You Are”
Pop Collaboration: “Imagine,” Herbie Hancock, Pink, India.Arie, Seal, Konono No 1, Jeff Beck & Oumou Sangare, The Imagine Project
Instrumental Album: Take Your Pick, Larry Carlton & Tak Matsumoto Female R&B Vocal Performance: Fantasia, “Bittersweet”
Male R&B Vocal Performance: Usher, “There Goes My Baby,
R&B Performance by a Duo or Group: Sade, “Soldier of Love”
Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: John Legend & The Roots, “Hang On In There”
R&B Song: John Legend & The Roots, “Shine”
R&B Album: Wake Up!, John Legend & The Roots
Contemporary R&B Album: Raymond V Raymond, Usher
Rap Song: Jay-Z & Alicia Keys, “Empire State of Mind”
Rap/Sung Collaboration: Jay-Z & Alicia Keys, “Empire State of Mind”
Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: Jay-Z & Swizz Beatz, “On to the Next One”
Rap Solo Performance: Eminem, “Not Afraid”
Urban/Alternative Performance: “F*** You” Cee Lo Green
Rock Album: Muse, The Resistance

Jump in for the rest of the list!

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Feb 13, 2011 at 03:00 pm by Sarah

Show of hands, how many of you guys have settled into what some consider to be the dreaded ‘routine’ of a relationship? You know the drill – you wake up, roll out of bed (sans kiss or better), fly into the bathroom – leaving the door wide open to showcase your morning pee – and stumble off to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee, nary a ‘Good morning, darling!’ in sight? Because chances are, unless you’re in a very new relationship, or you’re one of the freaks of nature, much like my parents, who’ve been married thirty-five years this year and are still SICKENING, you’re in the majority, friends.

Today’s exercise encouraged us to break out of the routine and take a walk on the wild side (Dire Straits. Just saying). According to research:

” … A little danger can boost sexual attraction: in one experiment, an attractive young woman stood in the middle of a tall suspension bridge. Every time an unaccompanied man ventured across the shaky bridge, she would ask him to participate in a brief survey. The next day, she repeated the task on a shorter, sturdy bridge. On both days, she gave the men her phone number and invited them to call her later for the results. Not only did the researchers find that the men on the shaky bridge were more likely than their stable-bridge counterparts to call the woman later for results of the survey, but they were also far more likely to ask her for a date.”

OK. I’m going to be honest – we didn’t go THAT far in trying to generate some liaisons dangereuses, and I’m not quite sure how my husband would respond to me handing out our phone number to perfect – male – strangers, but we did take K-Y’s suggestions to heart. K-Y recommends doing crazy stuff outside of the home to get the adrenaline pumping, such as:

-White-water rafting
-Hang gliding
-Sky diving
-Bungee jumping
-Go-kart racing
-Kayaking
-Indoor rock climbing
-Hiking
-Rollerblading
-Ice skating
-Playing paintball or laser tag
-Horseback riding
-Visiting an amusement park

We took a page right out of the book and did the whole go-karting thing, but unfortunately, it wasn’t all that spontaneous – we saw a year-round place open earlier this past week when we went to go have our taxes done, but hey, taxes are sexy, right?  The choice was kind of a spoiler because we were looking for a chance to check it out anyway, but guys? It was fun. And apparently, I have a pretty competitive streak in me, too (who would have thought).

At any rate, the go-karting definitely put things into a certain, um, perspective, and I fully expect my comeuppance later on for beating the snot out of my SO on the track earlier today.

Not that I’m, you know, complaining.

Don’t forget to check out K-Y’s Facebook page, Couples Place, to find out about more upcoming events and to check out the other bloggers’ progress – and as always, leave your entries in the comments to win a kit of your own!

I wrote this posting while participating in a blog campaign on behalf of K-Y® Brand and also received product samples to help facilitate my review. In addition, K-Y® Brand sent me a gift card to thank me for taking the time to participate.

Feb 13, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

This is dear Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend, Jionni (oh, and just in case you don’t have the sense of mind to follow Snooki on Twitter, let me just tell you that Jionni is definitely little Snookers’ one true love), and this is the Valentine’s Day card that they’re sending to all their nearest and dearest.

Do people actually do this?  Have I been wrong all these years in not sending out pictures of me with whatever dude I hung out with in February?  Should I be seriously offended if Valentine’s Day comes and goes without receiving a photo of my best friend and her boyfriend drinking champagne on a bear skin rug?  Fill a sister in, you guys.

Image courtesy of TMZ

Feb 13, 2011 at 12:00 pm by Emily

Strong words?  Maybe.  But check out this video of Mariah on the Home Shopping Network and think about how mediocre her albums have been since Butterfly, then look me in the face and tell me that you don’t feel the same way.  I’ll wait.

I just can’t wait until Mariah finally brings those those two little bundles of joy into the world.  For one, she’ll stop talking nonsense then, at least for a little while, and for two, you know she’s going to show those babies to the whole entire world. She’s going to Anne Geddes those little children of hers for as long as she can – it’s going to be a great sight to see.  That is, if I can ever unsee the image of Mariah with her feet propped up, whining the most annoying whine at the poor HSN crew. Fingers crossed, you guys.