Feb 18, 2011 at 08:00 am by Sarah

So? I know there was a shit ton of you who were wicked excited to get a look at Britney’s new video in its entirety. Did you stay up to watch it? Was it worth it? Better than Justin Bieber’s appearance on last night’s CSI? Did you love it? Did you totally just die?

I happened to catch it as I was flipping through the channels right before bed, and even though I considered the song to be that of seizure music, it was appropriately fitting, because Britney’s dancing reminded me of a deceased relative, who’d go into fits of seizures once in a blue moon. On the whole, I was happy, because I was able to reminisce about days gone by and blunt objects being inserted into mouths as to avoid biting one’s tongue off.

Did you guys likie?

Feb 18, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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Kim Kardashian’s ass made HOW much in 2010?! [The Superficial]

Guess which blonde Hollywood star has got some SERIOUS Madonna arms going on? (It’s not Sarah Jessica Parker.) [Lainey Gossip]

Benjamin Millepied knocks up Natalie Portman, is too busy to chill with her now. [Cele|Bitchy]

Check out Gwen Stefani’s amazing new L.A.M.B collection! [TooFab]

Rod Stewart’s super sperm is up to its old tricks again. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Want to smell like the under-boob sweat of Dita von Teese? [ICYDK]

OK, so J Woww WILL now be showing her tits to the world. [Amy Grindhouse]

Miley and Billy Ray are totally the next Michael and Lindsay – in that order. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

You’ve always wanted to see George Clooney wang, right? [Swoonworthy]

Feb 18, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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You know, I had a talk with a good friend a few months back and somehow we got on the topic of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s marriage. This is when I had my Great Divorce Epiphany about these two, and months later, it became a reality. However, in our conversations, we speculated as to why the bottom would be falling out, and I claimed that it was because of Pete’s crazy, manic behaviors that were rather immature for someone of his age and circumstance – yet my friend claimed that it was because of Ashlee’s penchant for alcoholic beverages and her depressed dissociation from her family.

Turns out? SHE WAS RIGHT.

US Weekly reports that Ashlee is actually the one to blame for the divorce, and it’s all because she can’t control herself, her liquor intake, or the cheesy-assed crowd that she hangs out with ’til all hours of the morning, leaving Pete at home with baby Bronx:

Simpson, 26, had coped in part with the impending split by having some late, late-night fun. “Ashlee has been out late partying for the past few months,” says one insider.

Specifically, the singer-actress — and mom to son Bronx, 2 — hangs with a crew of pro skateboarders in San Clemente, Calif., and returns home at sunrise.

“She would lose track of time,” the insider says. A source says a part-time nanny helps look after Bronx, and in her divorce filing, Ashlee asked for physical custody of Bronx and child support.

A Simpson source says the skateboarder thing is all innocent, however. The skaters are from Joe Simpson’s new show, The X-Life. “She went to the wrap party for the shoot, and Pete deejayed. They went and came back together.

Fall Out Boy rocker Wentz, 31, “started getting burnt out” by those antics, another source says. On the road with his band, he “would constantly check in on Ashlee, and he’d have his friends call the house and her cell to make sure she said she was where she said she was going to be,” an insider explains. “He felt like he couldn’t trust her.”

Even when Wentz was at home, Simpson didn’t put on the brakes. At a December 14 dinner party at the LA restaurant Eveleigh, Ashlee, “had a good amount of Belevedere cocktails… she wasn’t being loud, but you could tell she was drunk.” Wentz left a full hour and a half before his wife, who chainsmoked outside with Nicki Hilton.

Wow. So there you have it. I could totally see it, and moreover, I believe it. I think that Ashlee got knocked up, decided to rush into marriage, along with Pete, because they thought that it was The Thing That Needed to Be Done, and then?  They, sadly, watched it all crumble before their eyes.

Who’s to blame for the divorce?

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Feb 18, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

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So you guys asked and we’re providing – you can now enter for a chance to win a copy of the latest Real Housewives literature, Real Housewives Get Personal.

The drawing will end on Friday, February 25th at 11:59 PM ET, so be sure to get your entries in before then if you’re interested in winning! The official rules can be read here, and you can enter here. Only one entry per person, please!

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Just Sayin, a conversation starter where you can talk about topics that relate to your favorite shows.

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This is a unique and exciting experience that gives you an outlet for watercooler conversations about Bravo all day, every day. These three features allow for you to provoke and engage with friends, fans, @BravoTV, and Bravo talent.

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Feb 17, 2011 at 03:00 pm by Molls

Justin Bieber went shopping at the Victoria’s Secret in L.A.’s Beverly Center yesterday and left with several large bags of merchandise. Of course everyone knows that Justin’s dating 18-year old Selena Gomez. He’s 16. She’s 18. Isn’t it illegal for him to see her in underwear in some states?

I’m going to put it out there: These two are going to bonetown 24/7. The sexy poolside shots, the topless pics, the “pancakes” and now this? Oh, they’re doin’ it alright. I’m not happy about it, but I think those are the facts.  Here’s hoping something doesn’t happen for a reason.

Also, what’s up with going to Victoria’s Secret, Justin? We have so many lingerie options in Los Angeles, and Victoria’s Secret is the Ruby Tuesday’s of underwear.

Feb 17, 2011 at 02:00 pm by Molls

While first glance may make you think otherwise, the neck above does not belong to a drunk sorority slut. It belongs to a young actress who you probably wouldn’t expect. Can you guess who this new ink belongs to?

What young star got the tacky tatt?
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