James Franco is hosting the Oscars this week with Anne Hathaway, but a few weeks back, Judd asked Producers Guild Awards host Judd Apatow to give him some tips.
Considering it sounds like this was recorded before the PGAs, Judd wasn’t able to offer much advice, but he did tell James he’d give him any jokes that went over well during his hosting duties to use for the Oscars, which people actually watch. Let’s hope James stays away from the Gervais-bashing, though.
What’s great about this video is that it’s almost definitely improvised and now that we know how cute James Franco looks like on Skype, it’s like we’re living in a new era of sexual fantasies.
Did you guys have good weekends? Do anything super exciting? I did – I had this dream that I was sitting in a circle with all the guys from New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys and they were all going around and telling me why they were in love with me (I picked Jordan Knight, he was the most sincere), I took this dude on a date to the comic book shop (not sure if you guys realize how much game I have), and I watched a lot of that “My Strange Addiction” show on TLC (because you try and rip me away from a grown ass woman eating a couch cushion). What did you guys do?
Regardless of our own adventures, it’s a safe bet that our lovely celebrities will be doing more exciting things, and that they won’t be afraid to Tweet about it:
First we have Mariel Hemingway, spending her time with birds. If you’re super into birds, then read no further, because it won’t get any better than this.
Next there’s Rihanna, taking some time away from her birthday party to make all her followers jealous.
Finally we have Joe Jonas, letting us in on his pretty chill day.
Lindsay Lohan, by far my favorite celebrity of all time, is being considered for another new movie role. The movie, Escaping the Game, is centered around the concept of a bunch of celebrities who fake their deaths and retreat to a remote island. The concept is kind of cool, since faked deaths are always pretty fascinating to me, but I can’t imagine the plot really going anywhere from there. Like, what are they all going to do on this island? Have sex? Get loaded? Chew their nails? Is it a FUN island, or are we talking some crazy Castaway shit? Will it be like Survivor, or more like I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, minus all of those pesky dead people? I’m intrigued, guys.
Lindsay‘s long been a favorite actress of mine – back when, you know, she was coherent enough to understand the concept of ‘talent’; I mean shit, did you see Mean Girls? Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen? I totally rest my case – and I really hope that this … whatever will resurrect her acting career, ’cause Lord knows, I’m sick to death of her jewelry lines, LEGGINGS lines, tanning lines, and the obligatory coke lines.
Will you guys see this movie, just based on those sketchy plot details?
So these two, huh? Maybe it’s totally old news to you guys, but me? I had no fucking clue. Probably because I don’t watch the hit show that the dude stars on, and I’m not a big fan of obnoxious comedy, so that’d rule girlfriend here out, but hey. Everybody’s gotta be doing somebody most of the time, right, so why not these two? They’re both super hot, though one is way more talented than the other (I’ll let you draw your own conclusions on that one), and from the remainder of the photos – after the jump, y’all – they do look pretty satisfied with both themselves AND each other, so hey. Ride that train.
The epic of epic-est provocative Miley photos. [The Superficial]
What A-list star is getting married this year who wants to take some serious advice from Gwyneth Paltrow? [Lainey Gossip]
Did you SEE the second part of the Real Housewives reunion in Atlanta? Bitches looked like they were hanging out in the waiting room of their plastic surgeon’s office. [popbytes]
So here’s the next big zombie movie being made – and it’s going to be FAB. [Pajiba]
Trouble in paradise for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Parents intervening? [Cele|Bitchy]
Kim Kardashian does a keg-stand, makes it look REALLY FUCKING EROTIC. [Amy Grindhouse]
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