OK, I’m not going to mince any words here – I am NOT a fan of Jennifer Aniston. I don’t like her acting, I don’t like incessantly hearing every single detail about the things that have gone on in her personal life, and I don’t like her movies, either. She ruins everything for me. She even ruined Friends for me, guys – this is how deep, and how far back, this distaste for Jennifer Aniston runs.
Anyway, Aniston starred in that recent rom-com, whatever it was with Adam Sandler – they’re all really the same anyway, aren’t they? – and for one of its recent premieres, she sported much shorter, much blonder hair.
And? I don’t like it – on her. Between that and the too-much-eyeliner and smoky eyeshadow combination, she looks OLD. I know she’s no spring chicken anymore, and she IS aging well, despite how it pains me to admit that, but the color and the eye makeup is ALL WRONG for her.
What do you guys think? Are there any of you out there who HONESTLY CARE about Jennifer OR her movies? Should we implement a site-wide ban on everything Jennifer Aniston, with the exception of maybe noting if she and Brad ever get back together, or if she, you know, has some kind of nervous breakdown that’s caused by too many years of trying to validate herself through the various men in her life?
I’m probably lying about the attitude part, because the kid’s, what, sixteen – he’s not going to grow out of that entitled, whiny, twattishness until he’s, gosh, at least twenty-four or so, so we’ll just bank on the fact that his new haircut is going to get him that extra publicity that he just SO DESPERATELY needs at this juncture in his career. I mean, come on. This kid’s totally on his way out, right? (And … If you believe that, unfortunately, I have a really sweet-ass bridge in New York that I can sell you,too.)
I digress. And I shouldn’t be too harsh in my criticism; I was, after all, a young teen myself at one point, but even then I can’t say that I would have been a Bieber-head or whatever the fuck they call themselves – my tastes ran to the eclectic and, well, rather odd-looking. Think Danny Wood and Isaac Hanson.
I wish that I was that purty whilst drunk. I’m one of those saggy-eyed, drooping-mouthed drunks that, while smiley as the day is long, is definitely not at her top form in appearance after imbibing on a few alcoholic beverages.
Kim, however? Has got the doe-in-the-headlights look going on, and for that, she’s even more endearing to me. I’d still totally go home with her and, hell, I’m straight. I think.
In light of these intellectually provocative photos, I’ve decided to compile an equally-stimulating list of Top Ten Hottest Women in Hollywood – vote for your favorite (and only vote once!) and then add your own additions in the comments. This should be fun.
Is it just me, or has no one, in the history of cellphones, ever had something so interesting to show you that they needed to be like, “OMG, LOOK AT THIS!”? I’m sorry, for some reason, people wanting me to look at their cellphone to read some dumb text message or Tweet is my biggest pet peeve. And if it’s one of those Hipstamatic photos? Please. Just spare me the moment of having to pretend to care about your lame life.
Anyway, that’s exactly what Justin Bieber did to Rihanna yesterday at the NBA All-Star game. She was being a much better sport about it than I would have been (“Fuck off, Bieber!”) but that’s the kind of behavior I expect from a queen such as herself.
And check out these photos below and tell me that Biebs isn’t practically shitting himself with joy that he was seated next to RiRi. Hope Selena isn’t the jealous type.
Denise Richards has never been shy about letting her drama play out in public, so it was definitely surprising to see that she took the highroad when asked about her ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s recent behavior on Friday’s episode of The View.
Back when Denise was doing her own reality show, a lot of people raised questions about whether or not a fit mother would put her children on TV, suggesting that she was such a famewhore she didn’t care what the exposure did to them. You can’t watch the clip above and tell me that the woman speaking doesn’t seem to be coming from the place of a mother who refuses to trash the father of her kids on TV for their sake. I’m just as desperate to hear her bash Charlie as much as the rest of the world, but I have to say that I really respect the way she handled this round of questioning.
I actually, dare I say it, feel kind of badly for her right now?
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