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The Oscars Fashion Part II: The Afterparties

photo of adrien brody at the oscars academy awards pictures

I promised myself that this would not turn into a post about my obsession with Adrien Brody, and after only rewriting it FOUR TIMES, guys, I’m pleased to say that this post is not about Adrien Brody at all – it’s about the discomfort some celebrities feel when being confronted by other celebrities in public where there’s cameras at every angle and inch to catch their reactions. Just look at Sandra Bullock being approached by Mick Jagger – you know boyfriend wants a piece of it, but Sandra’s practically gagging at the smell of moth balls and formaldehyde that follows him around like a second shadow. And then there’s celebrities like the hot and amazing and way-way-way fuckable Adrien Brody. Face him with Billy Crystal and John Hawkes and he’s as cool as a motherfucking cucumber. And I mean, I’m a mother. And I could definitely take time out of my wicked busy day to sit down and discuss the specifics of what could be done with a cucumber-like appendage that Adrien more than likely has ownership of.

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  • These pics are a start, now bring on the nasty, drunken nudes that no doubt are out there!! Where’s Charlie Sheen when you need him?

  • Jesus christ I saw one of these bitches eating in these photos. Somebody call a handler…

  • u people should get a life instead of going on this stupid website i hate how peolpe talk about me and yes im mily cyrus im not one of those ppeolpe who r pretending i hate u all have a stupid day and never bother me agian

  • Selena shitty dumb i hate you justin goods b?rakmazsan crazy but I want to die stupid deaths, death be?en anla??ld?m? goods