Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight [The PM Links]

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Homosexuals should officially be allowed to wed – because Amber Portwood‘s tying the knot. [The Superficial]

Helena Bonham Carter apparently had a stroke of some sort. [Lainey Gossip]

Charlie Sheen isn’t a drug addict, he’s actually just insane. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Lady Gaga‘s new ‘Born This Way’ video is predictably bland. [Earsucker]

New Dancing With the Stars cast announced! [TMZ]

So let’s talk some more about how TRULY FUCKING AWFUL James Franco and Anne Hathaway were as Oscar hosts, shall we? [ICYDK]

So … Ever wanted to know what Olivia Wilde looks like naked? [The Blemish]

Emma Roberts has a new boyfriend … one that all this time I thought was gay. [Betty Confidential]

Noel Fielding does Wuthering Heights? [OMGBlog]