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Would You Have Bathroom Sex With Christina Aguilera?

picture of christina aguilera drunk photos falling onstage

Maybe if it were, like, eight years or so ago and she had a paper bag over her head, then yeah. But today? And especially after ALLEGEDLY hooking up with Sam Ronson, who infamously crack-snacked on Lindsay Lohan’s diseased bits which rubbed up against an ex of Paris Hilton’s … no fucking way, man. You couldn’t PAY me to go near that grimy shit.

Still, though, her boyfriend Matthew Rutler (who may or may not be paid at this point; the jury’s still out on that one) is open to getting it on with her, and at a public place like a relative’s bathroom during a party. The result? The very same relatives and friends spoke to the media, calling Christina ‘trashy’ and ‘out of control’:

“Her friends are fed up. Nobody can get through to her. They think she’s trashy. And her ego is out of control.”

The same sources also say that it wouldn’t be all that broad of an assumption to make that Christina’s going to be in rehab over the next few months.

Me, I’m sort of banking on it – this way, the Disney/Mickey Mouse club female child-star syndrome that I grew to be fascinated with over the last ten years will have almost come full circle: Britney lost her shit, Lindsay lost her shit, Miley is on the highway to hell, and Christina is picking up speed as the next train to totally derail. It’s all sad, really, but when you’re supposed to be a big girl with a child to take care of, ‘trashy’ and ‘out of control’ would definitely be the operative terms.

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  • Yeah, I would…. But she’s on my pass list. It would have to be in the next month or so, before she goes totally bat-shit crazy & starts smelling like a gulag prisoner with dysentery.

  • I love all the train wrecks Disney is churning out. There`s always so much juicy material for us all to gorge on.

  • I don’t think any of them should be allowed to have children though. Not with the lifestyles they are leading.