Feb 24, 2011 at 06:07 am by Sarah

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6 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: The Amazing, Shrinking Kelly Osbourne for Material Girl”

  1. AC says:

    Sharon Osbourne’s looking AMAZING these days…

  2. Mercy says:

    One of her legs looks like it was photoshopped on backwards to horrify viewers with pure, double-jointed terror.

    • Harriet Meadow says:

      My knees bend backward like that. Interestingly, that’s an ideal aesthetic for ballroom and ballet dancers (and Kelly’s had her share of ballroom!).

  3. Scout says:

    I’ll bet she’s on Topamax. It’s an anti-seizure used to control (practically cure!) migraines but it’s just been approved to be used for weight-loss too. Seriously, even if you eat like a pig and don’t want to lose weight, this stuff just sheds you. I was accused of suffering from Anorexia by a…tactless person at work. No side affects except it messes with your ability to use big words. Not kidding. It messes with your accessibility to your brain’s intellectual storage. So yes, by some point you are reduced to throwing your own feces. But no migraines!

    • AC says:

      That’s kinda great. That’s like, not only do you feel good but you look great and you won’t talk too much thus being more attractive to potential mates. It’s the ideal bimbo drug. If only it did something about boob size. But I’ll tell you what – I’ve had migraines and I’d go monosyllabic in a heartbeat when that shit’s on.

  4. HopOnPop says:

    she looks amazing

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