OK, I’m not going to mince any words here – I am NOT a fan of Jennifer Aniston. I don’t like her acting, I don’t like incessantly hearing every single detail about the things that have gone on in her personal life, and I don’t like her movies, either. She ruins everything for me. She even ruined Friends for me, guys – this is how deep, and how far back, this distaste for Jennifer Aniston runs.
Anyway, Aniston starred in that recent rom-com, whatever it was with Adam Sandler – they’re all really the same anyway, aren’t they? – and for one of its recent premieres, she sported much shorter, much blonder hair.
And? I don’t like it – on her. Between that and the too-much-eyeliner and smoky eyeshadow combination, she looks OLD. I know she’s no spring chicken anymore, and she IS aging well, despite how it pains me to admit that, but the color and the eye makeup is ALL WRONG for her.
What do you guys think? Are there any of you out there who HONESTLY CARE about Jennifer OR her movies? Should we implement a site-wide ban on everything Jennifer Aniston, with the exception of maybe noting if she and Brad ever get back together, or if she, you know, has some kind of nervous breakdown that’s caused by too many years of trying to validate herself through the various men in her life?