Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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The epic of epic-est provocative Miley photos. [The Superficial]

What A-list star is getting married this year who wants to take some serious advice from Gwyneth Paltrow? [Lainey Gossip]

Did you SEE the second part of the Real Housewives reunion in Atlanta? Bitches looked like they were hanging out in the waiting room of their plastic surgeon’s office. [popbytes]

So here’s the next big zombie movie being made – and it’s going to be FAB. [Pajiba]

Trouble in paradise for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Parents intervening? [Cele|Bitchy]

Kim Kardashian does a keg-stand, makes it look REALLY FUCKING EROTIC. [Amy Grindhouse]

Vanna White, a ho? Who knew? [CityRag]

Johnny Depp masters the art of swallowing his morning vomit. [Pop on the Pop]

A Beth Ditto Exclusive: ‘I Wrote the Book’ [OMGBlog]