Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Guess Jessica Alba is Pregnant Again

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Are there any of you out there who are, like, rejoicing at this moment? Saying, ‘Oh, man, Jessica Alba is MY FAVORITE ACTRESS EVER, and I’m SO GLAD that she and her AMAZING husband are having ANOTHER equally-amazing child!’ I mean, yeah, it’s nice that Jess A. and her husband who’s yet to be revealed as a cheater (I suppose it’s only a matter of time – he does have a loose affiliation with basketball on a certain level) are going to expand their family. That kind of news is always pretty nice, isn’t it? …

I mean, except when you’re bringing a life into the world with a total fruitbat like Gabriel Aubry, and then you’re apparently in a world of trouble. But even though Jessica Alba is sort of wicked boring, and Cash has got that basketball-curse strike against him just a little bit, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about psychosis and embarrassingly-public child custody battles down the road if these two ever DO split up.  I’ll admit, they seem like they’re in it for the long haul, and on the whole, baby news is super news.

Congratulations to the family on their expansion!