Ok, before we get started I just want to make sure you guys know that this story is from Star, so let’s not pretend it’s the gospel truth. Let’s go into this knowing that there is a chance it could be nonsense, but with open minds and open hearts, all right?
It’s Miley Cyrus. John Mayer is banging Miley Cyrus. Allegedly.
Here’s Jezebel’s summary of the story from Star magazine:
Miley Cyrus and John Mayer are “Made For Each Other.” Um. What. Apparently they were getting all touchy-feely over Grammys weekend, and she was following him around all night at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party. Backstage at the Grammys, Miley was rubbing John’s back, and when he thought no one was looking, he leaned over and kissed her. “It was quick and intense and a bit shocking, but it also seemed sweet,” an eyewitness claims. “Afterward, Miley slapped his butt and told him, ‘You rock!'” Running to get a barf bag, brb. Miley has told friends that she believes she can make John a one-woman man, and thinks they are great together because she’s as wild as he is.
Is this not the most plausible tabloid story you’ve ever seen? I mean, it’s not like John is a stranger to the young, impressionable type, and it’s not like Miley hasn’t hooked up with worse dudes. I actually think that Miley and John could make a pretty decent couple: John could buy her the booze she inevitably craves but can’t legally purchase, and Miley could be John’s new ass hat. It’s a perfect fit for everybody.
If this is the case, we can officially say the Miley downslide has begun! Start the clock!
John Mayer is one lucky bastard. More power to him if he is actually banging Miley Cyrus. I’m so incredibly jealous. How does John Mayer keep pulling hot chicks? he’s such a douchebag, but I guess hot young chicks fall for this type of douchebag with the full sleeve tattoos.