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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck” GC
I cannot believe this chick is 30. If she does marry and have kids I’m sure the nanny will make a great mother.
paris is 30!
glad she made it!
To quote the Mentors,
“I don’t want your herpes 2
If I get it I will ki-ill you”