Quotables: Jennifer Garner Tastes Like Cake
Feb 04, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

photo of jennifer garner mouth pictures

“There’s a brand of red-velvet cake; her mouth is made of that. She smashes you in the mouth [in] those kissing scenes. If I was Ben Affleck, man, I’d be pissed off. … I was in bed with her and she was reading me one of those bedtime stories. And she did a dirty version of it. She was like, ‘Toad took Frog and mounted him from behind and amounted him smoothly with a rhythmic pace’.”

Russell Brand, of all people, dishing on what it was like to make out and share a bed with Arthur co-star, Jennifer Garner. Now I don’t know much about kissing ladies, but if someone compared my mouth to red velvet cake, I’d probably consider that a HUGE compliment. Except, you know, if it were Russell Brand. Because reformed sex-addict, Brand, probably compares the hose opening of an industrial-strength vacuum cleaner to red velvet cake – and I heard he and it were intimate friends for a long, long time.

Anyway, moral of the story?

From one asshat to another, Ben Affleck, take some pointers.

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2 Responses to “Quotables: Jennifer Garner Tastes Like Cake”

  1. Nicole says:
    February 4, 2011 at 7:31 am

    The second part of the interview (after Ben Affleck) is about Helen Mirren

    Reply
  2. Anne says:
    February 4, 2011 at 7:56 am

    Yeah, the dirty story was Helen Mirren, not Jennifer Garner.

    Reply

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