Is Macaulay Culkin gay these days? [The Superficial]

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – confirmed. [Celebslam]

Selena Gomez goes topless. I KNOW, RIGHT? [popbytes]

I’m sure The Social Network is going to win big here, too. [Pajiba]

Check out Willow Smith’s new single here! [Celebitchy]

James Franco sex tape – it EXISTS. [Amy Grindhouse]

A Mischa Barton hotness revival? [CityRag]

Kate Middleton quits her job, ’cause she’s never going to have to work again apparently. [Pop on the Pop]

White teenage girl to be tried in a court of law as a black adult? [OMGBlog]

There may not be a fifth season of Mad Men. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

We finally know why Demi Lovato attacked that chick on her tour and the reason is nuts. [Earsucker]

The tiniest porn star in the world is PISSED. [TMZ]

I know it’s, like, supposed to be super wicked cool and stereotypical that rap girls have big old booties in the way that Sir Mix-A-Lot says and whatever, but this is just ridiculous. It’s apparently unnatural (we’ve all seen the before-and-after pictures of Nicki’s ass), it grows bigger by the month, and guys? It looks STUPID and disproportionate. Way. She might be talented for all I know, but her cartoon-like ass? Is all I think of when I hear her name.

Am I right or am I right?

Oh dude if there were ever a bigger sadwreck than Jessica Simpson. I dig the girl, I do – but her life just keeps getting sadder and sadder under the guise of the down-home bliss of singing for chili cookoffs, getting engaged to former F-list sports stars, and being dumped time after time after time for women who look much like her, but are just, ahem, the upgrade.

I mean, come on. This is not the face of a happy-go-lucky girl that has the world at her feet.

Drinking your woes away won’t bring back 1998, Jess, nor will it make you more universally appealing to your financial leech/loser boyfriend, whateverthefuckhisnameis.  Find another way to dull the pain, girlfriend.

“I think a large part of that space is occupied by pretenders, which is not to say there aren’t people out there who are genuinely touched in some way …
Had I found a good one I would have. What I was worried about was that it was just going to take me down this rabbit hole of charlatans.

Matt Damon on filming his latest movie, Hereafter, while researching the psychic world as fodder for his role in the flick.

Have you guys ever been to a psychic?  The only one I’ve gone to was down in New Orleans, but I went to the same guy three times in a five-year period. Without having anything or anyone to compare him to, this guy was good. He knew, somehow, things about me that even some of my closest friends didn’t. He told me a very specific chain of events that would occur, and on each and every big milestone that I’ve experienced since I made the pilgrimage to visit him, he was right.  For real, guys.  Like Matt Damon, I’m pretty skeptical about anyone who claims to read cards and have gold teeth (which is probably the reason for my general disgust at and  mistrust of Ke$ha), but this guy was spot on.

Have you guys ever had any eerie predictions or stories told to you by fortune tellers or psychics?

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is firing back at Kim Kardashian for some comments she made recently about the negative impact of Amber’s show on teen culture. Kim warned girls not to idolize the underage and pregnant girls on the MTV show and said that she fears the show puts the wrong message out there.

Amber spoke to E! and gave quite a statement:

“There’s actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies has gone down. Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I’m pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it. She made a sex tape when she was younger, and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom? If you read the articles about the show, they do nothing but talk about how the show reveals how hard it is for all of us. It doesn’t glamorize anything! It shows the heartache we’ve all gone through. We may be ‘celebrities’ because our face is out there, but it’s only because we’ve done some bad things. That’s not glamorous.”

Pretty lucid and slightly intelligent, huh?

I’m definitely not one to side with Amber, but she’s right. Kim Kardashian is far from being in a position to judge what people do to make a name for themselves. Her entire family has endlessly benefited from her letting Brandy’s little brother urinate on her, and she’s calling out these teenage girls? It sounds to me like Kim’s never seen Teen Mom OR Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

I’m on the west coast, so Oprah Winfrey‘s big surprise still hasn’t been revealed out here yet. Some assholes (aka news sites and people on Twitter) ruined the news for me already, and while I’m bummed I can’t watch her big reveal live, I know that some of you stuck at your offices are dying to have the news spoiled.

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