“I love jeggings – they’re so comfortable…I buy scarves and necklaces in loads of different colors and textures, too. These accessories can help give you a vintage look.”
So here’s little Selena Gomez, who’s not so little anymore as she corrupts Justin Bieber (honestly guys, am I the only one grossed out by these two? Yeah, I was both eighteen and sixteen at one point and had my boyfriends too, so I remember what it was like, but something about these two together really turns my stomach. I think it has ALL to do with baby Bieber if you ask me) talking about fashion. And guys? I YAWN. I just don’t get this young girl.
Do you guys think this girl‘s actually got staying power? Because unless she starts pulling Mileys or Britneys and falling all off the rails, I have a feeling that she’s going to end up falling off the radar instead – and probably soon.
Fuck the State of the Union, let’s talk about the state of Paris Hilton‘s face, shall we?
As you can see in the time line above, ParPar’s schnoz appears to have had some big changes over the years, but as you browse through the gallery below, you’ll see that it actually hasn’t changed all that much. I can’t figure out if the changes to her face are an issue of make up, normal human growth or some doctor’s magic wand AKA scalpel.
Let me know what work you think by voting in the poll and leaving a list of possible surgeries in the comments….
Teen sensation Justin Bieber did a magazine shoot the other day that required him to be shirtless. Instead of letting the sexy moment pass him by, Bieber asked people on set to snap some photos of him on his Blackberry, which he probably/almost definitely sent off to his girlfriend, Selena Gomez.
Someone at the shoot was quoted as saying, “Justin was talking to the stylist, asking her to take sexy pictures of him for his girlfriend. He was just being cute about it, joking around, but he definitely wanted to look good for this girl. He never said the name Selena, but we knew who it was.”
I’m sorry, but if I was on the receiving end of these photos, I’d be all like, “LOL, WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HAIRLESS TEENAGE CHEST, JUSTIN? If you were a girl, these photos would be illegal.”
For instance, did you hear that the fourth season of the show is going to be filmed in Italy? Can you even begin to imagine the sort of hijinks these kids will get into over there? I can, and it involves many trips to the U.S. Embassy, several offended Italians, an average of 27 hilarious issues from language barriers per episode, and the destruction of at least one priceless artifact.
As if this wasn’t enough evidence of Jersey Shore thinking outside the box, there’s also the glorious news about a JWoww/Snooki spin-off. Here’s the rundown:
The storyline — Snooks is finally moving out of her parents’ house and into a place with Jwoww — but, (surprise!!!) she’s totally unprepared to deal with actual real-life problems.
For example … the two have their sights set on a $1.5 million pad, but they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check … and they keep getting distracted by the “hot” mortgage broker.
But conflict erupts — so say the docs — because during their cohabitation, Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of Jwoww’s food” … and anyone who’s ever had a roommate knows that crap don’t fly.
And then they start their own book club and have classy parties and it’s just like a modern Laverne and Shirley, only smarter and edgier and more tan. Right?
My first reaction? PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. This could totally be a radio hit except for the verse with all of that coffee-themed weirdness (come on, ‘mocha latte’ just does not a good rhyme make). What do you guys think? Cute? Campy? Fucking stupid? Your call, as always.
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