That’s right, Will Ferrell is coming to The Office. In these, Steve Carell’s last hours as Michael Scott, Will Ferrell will swoop in like a similarly styled comedian from heaven to ease everyone’s worried hearts as Michael heads on out to greener pastures in the form of eloping with Holly (right? That’s what’s going to happen, isn’t it?).

Here’s how it’s going down:

Ferrell, 43, will join the NBC sitcom for a guest role in which he plays a branch manager who arrives from the home office and proves just as inept as Carell’s Michael Scott, Deadline.com reports.

“We found Steve Carell when he was nothing but a movie star, and we turned him into a television star,” executive producer Paul Lieberstein says. “We are proud to continue The Office‘s tradition of discovering famous talent, and we hope that once America gets a good look at Will, they’ll see what we see: tremendous raw sexuality.”

After seven seasons as the show’s dunderheaded boss, Carell, 48, is leaving four episodes before this season’s finale. Ferrell’s guest role will include Carell’s last three episodes, plus one more after his departure.

Ferrell reportedly called the producers and offered his services because he’s a fan and wanted to give Carell a proper farewell.

This seems about right to me.  I do have some severe sad feelings about Michael leaving (did you guys see last week’s episode?  Who else is going to force Kevin to eat his broccoli, you guys?), but this is a proper send-off.  Or at least as proper as it can get  - I’m not sure how realistic it would be if we found out that Michael and Holly had been married for years and had several children together.

Kate Gosselin is a drunk these days. [The Superficial]

Is Kate Hudson having a girl? [Celebitchy]

More photos of Orlando Bloom and baby Flynn emerge! [Swoonworthy]

Zac Efron takes on five chicks at once, that fucking stallion. [TooFab]

Can someone kindly explain to me why Paris Hilton is on the cover of Vogue magazine this year? [Amy Grindhouse]

Snooki doesn’t know how to write a check. [TMZ]

And no, we didn’t catch her smoking cigarettes and swilling Starbucks – she’s the new face of Candie’s.

It’s about time Candie’s did an image overhaul – Britney’s been over for ages, and Bristol Palin’s done nothing but bring the brand known for its ugly shoes to its knees, but Vanessa Hudgens? Did they get this right, you guys, or is this just the death rattle of Hudgens’ career as it was for Britney’s ‘modeling’ and ‘sponsorship’ ‘career’?

Farrah Abraham, teenage mother on 16 and Pregnant, has got this whole fame thing on lockdown. Not only is she a key player on the reality show, but she’s exploited her ‘unfortunate’ circumstance of being a young mother so much that others have decided to capitalize on her ill-deserved fame.

Above is the cover photo for the American Motorcycles calendar, and if you’re that interested in that kind of thing, you can buy it at JAD Photos. I’m sure it’s well worth the $19.99 in that it features Abraham and probably a whole slew of other women who are willing to expose as much thigh and asscrack to get away from their unwanted children, too.

Moral of the story? Apparently this is the example we’re setting today for kids – practice unsafe sex in school instead of paying attention to shit you should be learning, get knocked up, fight viciously with your baby daddy in public, get sent to jail a few times, leave your kids to your parents’ care, and model for a chintzy hot-chicks-on-motorcycles calender that’ll inevitably end up on your blue-collar dad’s auto body shop wall ALL WHILE sucking the ever-loving life out of everyone and everything around you, ’cause girl? IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU.

“I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle. My weight is always going up and down. I’m always fighting that. I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else.”

Uh, welcome to celebrity, Khloe. You’re never going to please everyone, you know – especially when it comes to the way you look. May as well just take a few Kristen Stewart pointers and start not giving a fuck right about … now.

I know I give you a lot of shit for the things you do, girl, but on the whole, you do alright. I get it, Khloe, I get it. You’re sensitive about your weight. Everybody’s sensitive about something, I guess. Mine is how amazingly attuned I am to people’s feelings. Yours just happens to be the amount of room your body takes up in small spaces like aircraft carriers and the grand foyer of the Guggenheim. We’ve all got our crosses to bear, girl. Some are just a little larger and manlier-looking than others.

Just when she couldn’t get anymore obvious, Lady Gaga has reportedly asked the perfumer creating her signature scent to recreate the smell of blood and semen. Because if anyone loves smelling like a bloody cum dumpster, it’s the 14-year old girls and gay men who worship her.

This is, of course, just the latest totally brilliant but generally off-putting move on Lady Gaga’s part. Retarded headgear, public disturbances, a possible dick, and clothing made of pricey cuts of meat… She knows how to keep us talking loud enough to drown out the sound of her shitty music, alright.