Remember this?

Yeah, that was Brandy’s really unfortunate-looking tattoo that quite resembled something you’d sit and rotate upon if you were into that sort of thing. These days, however, Brandy’s rocking an elephant trunk of a different persuasion – and instead the tat repair making it all better, now the elephant kind of looks like it’s had its foreskin reattached and you know what? That’s way embarrassing.

I think I preferred the original design, ’cause this one just looks small, shriveled and scared.

You’d be, too, if someone tried to sew your foreskin on.

Really, she doesn’t. Remember when those two weren’t sleeping together but having ice cream dates instead and it sort of weirded everyone out because they looked like brother and sister with those wavy, permed eyebrows and long, somber, emo’d out faces?

Well apparently, Camilla Belle has grown up and shed her bushy brows, ditched the grey-tone skinny jeans and is looking frankly AMAZING these days, especially in her recent Jezebel magazine shoot.

Keep at it, girl. If we’re comparing apples to oranges here, you’re way hotter and more sophisticated than Taylor Swift, so own it. Just don’t be surprised if old girl Taylor pulls a voodoo doll out on your ass for being all gifted on the mattress and stealing her once-chaste boyfriends.

I know this whole ad thing is supposed to be centered on how batshit crazy PETA is and not wearing fur and being pale and all vegan and ethical and pro-animal, but all I can see is Taraji P. Henson ass because it’s beautiful and flawless and PETA … what?

Whatever.  Is this one of the greatest asses of all time? And does this make you want to support PETA a little more?

Remember that “one time thing, horrible mistake” Kendra Wilkinson sex tape that was released last year? We’re getting another one this year. And it’s heavy on the girl-on-girl action.

RadarOnline had all the details about the tape, which we’re guessing was shot in her pre-Playboy days, although that wasn’t specified. The source who spoke to them described the tape and said, “Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan. They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends. It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”

Apparently the tape takes a turn for the Paris at one point and the rest of the tape is shot with night-vision, but is totally clear and very graphic.

As a huge Kendra fan, I’mma let this slide, but I will not hesitate to put her on my shit list if I find out she was behind the leak. While she didn’t want the first sex tape leaked (or made, it seemed), she certainly profited from it. If she starts declaring “uncovered sex tape residuals” on her taxes every year, that will not be cute.

And P.S. How pissed do you think Hank is about this? The dude’s been looking mortified half the time on their show lately.

Remember back in November when Lindsay Lohan was allowed to leave rehab to go do some photo shoot in Palm Springs for a few days? The photos taken at that shoot have officially been released (to promote photographer Adam Secore’s upcoming art show where they will be featured) and baby girl is lookin’ beautiful. If she’s more of a model than an actress these days, then so be it. She can play that role, too.

Here’s the thing with Lindsay: She’s like my favorite ex-boyfriend. I can’t help but laugh and shake my head with embarrassment when she stumbles, but deep down I’ll always have mad love for this girl and want good things for her. Call me sentimental, but it’s nice to see that she seems to be doing well.

Blind item time!

This juicy one was originally from CDAN and features a fairly famous TV actor and one horrified waitress:

This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, “Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can bl*w me and I can get back to my dinner.” The waitress walked away and got someone else to serve the table.

There are so many possibilities here, but I’m guessing it’s gotta be one of the dudes from Entourage. I don’t think John Hamm has it in him to be this classless, I’m pretty sure if it was Dennis Leary, there’d be some sort of nod to the actor’s comedic background in the item and who on earth would start flirting with Steve Buscemi? I mean, I would, but I don’t expect that some random waitress would get a raging girl boner for him.

The Entourage dudes (especially A. Grenier and The Pivert) are well-known Hollywood poon hounds, but I’m willing to let go of the idea that this item is one of them if anyone’s got any better guesses.