Love It or Leave It: Jessica Simpson’s Winter Look
Jan 02, 2011 at 11:51 am by Emily

A photo of Jessica Simpson

Good ol’ Jessica Simpson spent her New Year’s Eve afternoon wandering around Aspen with her one true love, Eric Johnson, and this is what she chose to wear.  I’m of the opinion that fur, fake or not, rarely looks anything other than ridiculous, but those leggings?  I would get pregnant, wait nine agonizing months, have the kid, and then give it to someone in exchange for those leggings.  Granted, that’s coming from a girl whose shopping consists of searching Amazon for things like “Jesus unicorn shirt” (got one!) and “rainbow jumper” (making one!), so I’m probably not the best judge of classy clothes.

What do you guys think?  We can also discuss Eric Johnson’s stupid scarf if you’d like.  This is a safe, open environment for you to share your innermost thoughts and feelings.

In Case You Were Wondering, We’re Going to Make A Flip Book of These Pictures of Kid Rock on The Beach
Jan 02, 2011 at 10:59 am by Emily

A photo of Kid Rock

Yesterday, in the midst of the worst hangover in my short drinking career, I said to myself, “Self, you are in charge of the very first post on Evil Beet in the year of our Lord, 2011.  You better make it a damn good one.”  So when I awoke today, I scoured the photo agencies, and I think I’ve succeeded with these pictures of Kid Rock on the beach.

I know that some people are super into Kid Rock (“Only God Knows Why” though, am I right?  Hey-o!), but even if you’re not, flip books are fun for everyone.  You can draw your own pictures to fill in any missing moments, and won’t that just be so much fun? Did your list of resolutions for the new year include being more creative?  If not, tack it on real quick, and if so, then you’re welcome.  It’s for auld lang syne, my dears!