As if divorcing her cheating husband isn’t painful enough, Eva Longoria is now having to remove traces of Tony Parker from even her most private of places.

The Examiner is reporting that the actress recently met with a tattoo specialist about erasing the three Tony-themed tattoos that Eva had etched on her body while the couple was together. There’s the “nine” tattoo on the back of her neck, their wedding date on her wrist wrist and the b-ball player’s initials on her you-know-what.

Yikes. As if having to remove a tattoo isn’t bad enough, getting one lasered off your vag because your marriage failed has to be the ultimate bummer.

Any of you ever made the mistake of inking a tribute to the wrong person on your body? Did you keep it as is, cover it up, or get it sandblasted off your bod like poor Eva?

“Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I’m good-looking, right?”

- Justin Bieber explaining his good looks in the newest issue of Vanity Fair.

I’m not going to knock this because I, much like the majority of today’s youth, am a huge fan of arrogance, but can you imagine if one of the pop stars from previous eras said something like this? There was something so sweet about someone like Jordan Knight or Nick Carter looking into his lap mid-interview and saying something like, “Oh, man. These girl fans embarrass me. You know, I wake up in the morning and I have stinky breath and messed up hair, too. Part of me wonders if those girls would be into me if they saw me like that, too.”

And then you’d throw your Teen magazine clear across the room and squeal something like, “Oh no, Taylor Hansen! I’d love you no matter what but that’s so hardcore dreamy that you just told us what you look like first thing in the morning!”

That was how it was done, ya know?

But we live in an era of all-swag-all-the-time now, so this is the ‘tude that makes the teenage panties drop. I get it. I get it.

Who was caught using a photo of paparazzi-bait Lindsay Lohan to shield off the cameras as he moved boxes into a West Hollywood apartment building yesterday?

Click through for the answer and more photos!

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Zac Efron, fresh from a breakup with long-term girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, is clearly on the prowl. According to sources, the budding actor was seen – and photographed, though I’ve yet to see the proof – getting chummy with the daughter of a famous family.

The girl in question – and her family – were vacationing at Parrot Island, the very same Caribbean resort that Zac was staying at. Eyewitnesses say that the two hit it off and were inseparable all weekend.

Take your guesses and jump in – then weigh in on the comments: is this going to be the next big thing?

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Apparently there are more women coming forward to say that they were harassed by Brett Favre’s old-assed penis. [The Superficial]

Which hot A-list actress appeared to be … very cold in a bikini? [The Superficial]

In case you missed it, J Woww was dressed super-classy to ring in the New Year. As classy as it was for Snooki to drop in a ball. [Celebslam]

No one minds when Kanye wears fur because he’s such a douche as it is. [popbytes]

Have you seen the trailer for John Carpenter’s The Ward? Because you should. [Pajiba]

Hugh Hefner to have kids with newest bride? [Celebitchy]

Justin Bieber dishes on relationship with Selena Gomez to Vanity Fair. [Amy Grindhouse]

EVEN MORE celebrity women wearing no makeup whatsoever. [CityRag]

Samantha Ronson is not happy that Lindsanity has moved in on her turf. [Pop on the Pop]

Is Mo’Nique a bad mother? [Zelda Lily]

A Facebook-type site for military gays? [OMGBlog]

Vivica Fox is engaged to a man who’s gonna treat her right, y’all. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal orgies? [Earsucker]

Lady Gaga ‘Born This Way’ disc artwork – NSFW! [Tabloid Prodigy]

So it seems that Lindsay might be going to jail after all? [TMZ]

Love it here on this end. I mean, the Bryce Dallas Howard part, anyway. I could give a crap less about Kate Spade or her cheesy one-step-up-from-Hello-Kitty accessories (I KNOW.  Crazy, right?), but Bryce here is looking just fine.

I wish girlfriend would do more prolific films, though. I do. And by ‘more prolific films,’ I don’t mean films that are seen by a lot of people and everyone and their mother hops on the bandwagon to dish on the flick, I mean that she needs to get on the acting stick and crank out another few movies so my BDH appetite can be sated for a little while. I just loved her in The Village, which, incidentally, Adrien Brody starred in also, and what a coincidence, this morning’s first post featured the Brodemeister, too. My Brodemeister, in case you didn’t get the point of that post the first time around, but that’s aside from this point.

This point is that Bryce Dallas Howard is smoking, smoking hot – even if she did sign with Kate Spade – and despite the fact that Lady in the Water wasn’t all that great, The Village was, and I’ll forever be a fan. Unless, of course, she starts dating Adrien Brody. Then the love affair is over abruptly, guys.