“I try to be Giada, the young girl that he met 20 years ago and fell in love with. All men want to be treated like kings in a relationship, and I think if women don’t indulge that sometimes, their men are likely to stray and look for someone who can give that to them.”

Giada DeLaurentiis, most famous for her cooking show and boning John Mayer, speaks out about what men want in long-term relationships. She might have something, but you know what really keeps up the spice in a marriage? Whatever she’s got hidden in the hooks and crooks of that schnoz. That’s the key here, ladies and gentlemen.

Anyway, what do you think – Giada’s advice: valid or primordial?

In case you hadn’t heard already, the eenie-weenie, teeny-tiny womb of Victoria Beckham is carrying yet another David Beckham zygote.

Coming on the heels of multiple cheating allegations, David Beckham thought it best to impregnate his wife with another, presumably, boy, and what better way to say, ‘Sorry for banging all those nasty hos, darling, but here – allow my seed to stretch your body into an oblivion, ’cause that’s what true love really is.’

Congrats, Beckz!

I guess Ginnifer Goodwin recently said in an interview that she’s been using the Weight Watchers program since she was a preteen to manage her weight. Of course drama queens across the world who love to start shit about body image when they don’t really understand the issue chimed in and started saying she was somehow wrong for this.

Just read Ginnifer’s side of the story in People and see how NOT unhealthy her use of the program has been:

“I was so shocked when it was this whole, ‘Ginny’s been on a diet since she was 9 years old!’ I was like ‘No!’ I’ve never had body issues, I’ve never had an eating disorder,” she tells PEOPLE. “I’ve never had to go on a diet and that’s because of Weight Watchers.”

Goodwin, however, says she was an overweight child, which led her to the program. “I began to identify myself as fat.” Goodwin says. “At 9 years old I weighed about 10 lbs. less than what my weight is at 32. I needed to get help.”

“I ended up going to my mother crying,”she recalls. “With the counseling of my family doctor, my mother ended up turning to Weight Watchers and their children’s program. I went to weekly meetings, got counseling and would exercise with my peers who were my size. It was the first time I saw a proper children’s portion size, and it wasn’t two burgers, it was one.”

See? That’s why you don’t jump down people’s throats about how they handle their own weight issues and that’s also why we should probably stop grilling celebrities for their meal plans and diet tricks. The “tricks” are anything from “starvation” to “nature” depending on the person you’re talking to, everyone’s different.

I was really grabbed by this story because I too had weight issues growing up, especially around the age when Ginnifer said she started feeling self-conscious. I figured out my body and lost a bunch of weight when I got older, but I would have killed to have my eating broken down for me the way they do at Weight Watchers when I was that age. Hell, all parents should do this with their kids at a certain point, especially in a world where it’s harder and harder to find food that’s not chock full of preservatives and grossness. Putting your child on a model’s diet is one thing, but educating them so they have a healthy relationship with food should be like taking them to the dentist.

I’m sure Kelly Osbourne would agree.

Maybe!

People Magazine is reporting that the two were seen at a club opening over the weekend and had their mits all over each other:

The pair, who announced their split in December, appeared to be more than friends at Friday evening’s SHG’s Eden Hollywood opening, where they were “constantly touching and kissing each other,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

After arriving with pal Brittany Snow around midnight, the actors quickly took to the dance floor. “Vanessa was bopping around with her arms up while Zac had his hands all over her,” the source says. “Vanessa had a smile on from ear to ear and the two were inseparable after that.”

Eventually heading towards a table, the couple proceeded to get cozy – and stay that way for the rest of the evening.

The source also reported that Zac was “sitting between her legs,” whatever the fuck that means.

So yeah, I would guess that these two are back to boning each other for old times sake. It makes sense considering they likely haven’t had too many partners outside of each other and were together for years. It’s been three weeks or so. They’re probably just horny and working through some stuff. I get it.

Can’t help but wonder if the rumors of Zac moving on to a new lady kinda got to Ol’ Vaness.

Rihanna posted this photo on her Twitter yesterday of her and Nicki Minaj during the video shoot for Nicki’s song “Fly”. I am a huge fan of both ladies (My love of Nicki has been well-documented on this blog and I recently dyed my hair red, partially inspired by RiRi. I won’t lie) but I’m not sure if I’m crazy about this recent radio hit. There’s no doubt that the video will be hot as hell, but the song? Meh.

Are you a fan of “Fly” or are you one of those strange folks that could take or leave these two artists?

Another exciting day where I get to tell you about the lavish gifts given to an essentially washed-up actress to commemorate the glorious achievement of completing court-ordered rehab! :D :D :D

Yesterday I told you how this bitch scored a $25,000 necklace for freesies and today I’m happy to report that Lindsay also scored a brand spakin’ new 2010 ONYX Range Rover. Something about the maintenance and repair shop based in Beverly Hills letting her take the thing on loan for an undetermined amount of time AKA forever, probably.

If you’re wondering what sobriety looks like, there’s more pictures after the jump.

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