And don’t worry about that thing flapping off in the wind during those country flatbed truck rides, y’all, this one’s been superglued!

A continually disheveled Britney Spears was photographed earlier in the week rocking what can only be described as a giant albino’s merkin on her head.

Really though. There’s no other explanation.

And before you ask me how I’m just so down with those clowns, I’ll tell you – there was someone (who shall remain unnamed) in my life who went through a brief juggalo phase, and despite my vehement assertations that the whole sub-culture was fucking stupid, he continued to wear his lame-ass hatchet jewelry and listen to the lame-ass Insane Clown Posse. Down with the motherfucking clown indeed.  No, really.  Down with it.

Anyway, on to Nicki – it’s amazing how not making stupid faces changes your entire visage and makes you look … good. When she’s got her fierce face on, it’s almost impossible to believe that this is the chick that perfected the bug-eyed, crooked-mouthed leer.

So alright. Looking good, Nicki. Just leave the juggalo makeup home next time. I didn’t get it then, I don’t get it now.

Make sure you click through and listen to this interview before they take it down because it is gooooooodddd.

Everyone knows that Howard Stern is to sex stories as Barbara Walters is to tears, and you can only imagine the kind of details he managed to twist out of figure skater and fashion icon Johnny Weir.

Out of all of the dirt that Johnny gave up though, perhaps the most interesting tidbits were in regard to how litter the skater made last year. He said that in 2010 he pulled in a mere $500,000, a considerable amount if you’re an average Joe, but practically nothing if you’re an Olympic athlete. He also admitted that he thought his Olympic scores were so low because of the age gap between himself and the judges, as well as the fact that he’s considered to be pretty flamboyant by most. However, it was the combination of youth and flamboyancy that scored him his own show, Be Good Johnny Weir.

Click through and discuss some of your favorite moments from the interview in the comments. Anything you were particularly pleased and/or shocked to hear?

Fun news, guys. Kate Hudson is apparently about four months pregnant with Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy’s baby. This would be Kate’s second child with a musician father and also her second child period. You know what that is? That’s the start of a pattern.

ANYWAY, the source close to the couple who’s been blabbing their private deets to the tabloids said that while the baby was not planned (no duh), the couple is embracing the news and the idea of co-parenthood.

Wonder why these two didn’t pull a Portman and get engaged before the news hit the papers….

Michelle Williams is a pretty classy lady who rarely speaks publicly about the death of her longtime love and the father of her daughter, Heath Ledger. However, in the new issue of Marie Claire, Michelle speaks openly about her mourning process and what life has been life for her and her daughter since the news of Heath’s death hit them just a few years ago.

Michelle told the magazine:

“Obviously, for me and for [Matilda], there’s a hole in our life.

Of course the natural inclination is to want to fill it and make it disappear but what I’ve come to recently is that it’s impossible. Nothing will fit in that hole because what we want back we can’t get, which is this one person. I’m not going to rush anything and scamper around like a mad person and make myself crazy. I’m trying to be respectful of the absence. I’m not trying to fill it up. It is what it is.

I didn’t work for a year. I needed to gather myself and put my life back together. I had to be dragged back to work, basically, because I finally had my life in some kind of order, and I didn’t know what would happen if I introduced work into it.

My poor mom really wants me to meet someone. I think she wanted to believe the Ryan Gosling rumor more than anybody….

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I don’t want to talk politics.  You can ramble on about it to your heart’s content in the comments or on Twitter or whatever, but that’s not what this is about.  This is about Hillary Clinton, a woman we all know and maybe love, tripping herself up and slamming her damn face on the ground. Because I don’t care who you are, if you’re a Democrat, a Republican, some weird kind of Libertarian, or from a different country altogether – we’ve all had a bit of a tumble before, too. And I want to celebrate that.

Me, I fall all the livelong day.  If I’m walking, I’m falling. Sometimes I get too daydreamy and miss patches of ice or rabbit holes, sometimes I start thinking too hard about the mechanics of walking and my legs go all “system error,” and sometimes I go to a dance class and practice my chasse step leap immediately after donating blood.  And you guys, Hillary Clinton does the same fucking thing. And that’s beautiful.

You guys fall too, right?  Let’s hush up all the claptrap about politics and world news and all and just focus on clumsy stories.  This is relationship building at its finest.