Big day for geeks over here on EvilBeet. First AnnaLynne McCord dressed as a Na’vi and now a sneak peak at Andrew Garfield in his Spiderman uniform.

I’ve been watching The Social Network quite a bit lately and Garfman is my new crushboy for days. I think he’s cuter than Tobey Maguire ever was, and that’s all I really require of a movie Superhero.

Let us know what you think about the new Spidey in the poll and comments!

When one of the hottest TV actresses out there dresses up as a character from one of the biggest nerd movies of the decade, that’s bound to do something for someone. That’s the very first thing I thought of when I saw these photos of AnnaLynne McCord shooting scenes for 90210 in full Na’vi. I mean, this is basically SFW jerk-off material (pardon my language!) for an entire set of people out there.

I predict that this gallery will garner millions of hits over the years, all from the same fifty-something IP addresses.

Fetish community, you have a friend in me.

Click through for more hot Na’vi on human love… (more…)

Kanye West is the definition of flashy and over-the-top (remember the gold teeth?), so it makes sense that the rapper would design a $180,000 watch with his likeness engraved in diamonds and gold right on the face. BestWeekEver had a description of Kanye’s new bling that read, “The dial itself is in gold toned mother-of-pearl, with a combo of white, yellow, brown, and black diamonds. The bezel is lined with very large diamonds as well. The watch is said to have a total of about 8 carats of stones. Kayne’s face has been immortalized on the dial – complete with sunglasses.”

Click through to see this Monster of a watch… (more…)

And if you’re the noble soul who steps up to the task, could you also hold that bitch down and dye her hair back to brown?

Right, but Rachel McAdams has been out and about promoting Morning Glory, and she has been dressing in a way that is unacceptable (check out the first three photos).  If it’s the not the actual cut of the dress, it’s the quality, and if it’s not the quality, it’s the color, and if it’s not any of those things, then Rachel wouldn’t wear it because it might actually look good on her.  Seriously, I went back to 2004 when she was promoting The Notebook, and there were maybe four times that she didn’t look ridiculous.

Check out the gallery, which is subtitled “How to Lose a Ryan Gosling in, Like, Two Years and A Couple Months”, for the tragic fashion.  You tell me Rachel has great fashion sense, and I’ll tell you that you’re a liar.  This is how we learn about each other, guys.

Nicole Kidman finally cops to using Botox. And we’re surprised … why? [The Superficial]

Has Kate Gosselin – dare I say it – gotten hot? These photos might change your mind. [The Superficial]

Finally: The Rachel McAdams upskirt shot you’ve been dying to see. [Celebslam]

Andy Dick harasses more with his penis. [PopBytes]

Damn, Dennis Quaid, you looking hot for an old dude. [Pajiba]

Did Angelina’s dog attack Johnny Depp? [Celebitchy]

Apparently Britney’s new single has broken all sorts of records. Who woulda thunk. [Allie is Wired]

Paris Hilton and a molester take a photo together. [Amy Grindhouse]

Top 10 movie dorks who went from ‘not’ to ‘hot.’ [Betty Confidential]

Channing Tatum on how he ‘took it’ from ‘behind.’ (His words, guys, not mine.) [OMGBlog]

Holly Madison is picking a fight with Hef’s bride-to-be. This’ll end well. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Yeah, Brett Favre’s sister is totally NOT a meth-head. OK. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Turns out Michael Jackson was having propofol administered to his youngest child, too. [TMZ]

“I miss my real name. I miss people calling me Nicole.”

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi on what Jersey Shore fame has done to her given name. But it can’t be all bad, could it girlfriend? I mean, you’ve gotten so much out of this whole MTV deal as it is – a domestic abuse case, a domestic disturbance case, a bunch of guido juicehead morons on your case, and yup, probably a mad case of the herp, too, huh?

All is not lost, Snookers.  Snookerson.  SNOOKISNOOKISNOOKI.