I will just laugh myself into the grave over that headline. Giggling myself six feet deep is what I’m doing over here.
After the whole Kardashian Kard fiasco (not that kard, the other one), you’d think Kourt, Khloe and Kim would show some discretion when putting their name on a product, but no. Now the girls have introduced a collection of Silly Bandz, those rubber bracelets you probably saw your kids and cousins swapping under the table like, last Easter. That’s when these things were popular. To come out with a collection of Silly Bandz in 2011 is like coming out with a collection of Timbaland-style high heel boots in 2009– just completely fucking tragically late and unstylish.
Thankfully, I have no problem being ugly and irrelevant, so I will be picking up a pack of these bad girls ASAP. A rubber Khloe Kardashian on my wrist? Is it my birthday again?!
And while we’re on the topic, what other reality shows should they turn into Silly Bandz collections? I’d like a Real World San Francisco pack and even though I don’t watch the show, I’m sure a The Biggest Loser collection would be amazing. Just little sandwich and tear-shaped pieces of rubber?
Yet another image of Andrew Garfield in his Spiderman suit has been released, but this one is way less official and therefore far more dishy. A fan captured this shot of Spidey running through busy “New York traffic” yesterday (it’s really just over by MOCA in Downtown, LA.)
I was over there the other day to check out the museum and my friend and I saw all these NYPD cars. I assumed they were filming some bullshit cop show that no one really cares about. Now that I know they’ve been using that area as a location, I want to drown myself for not seizing the opportunity to rape Andrew Garfield. This is obviously why those NYPD cars were there! Ugh! Kill me!
Also spotted Downtown was The Daily Bugle van. Looks like filming’s in full swing.
Best Coast had one of my favorite albums last year and they’ve already made my favorite music video of 2011. The new video for their single “Crazy for You” is everywhere online this morning, and while the catchy tune probably doesn’t hurt, I’m going to guess that it’s the feline stars that are pushing it over the top. This thing is two calicos short of an episode of Hoarders.
The Internet loves cats you guys. Cats doing cute things, cats doing funny things, cats doing things that are usually done by humans (like using an iPad or directing a hipster music video.) The secret to Internet success hasn’t been a secret for some time now.
“I knew everything about sex before I was even seven. My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, ‘Don’t get pregnant and don’t drink and drive’. I had to be responsible for myself.”
Now, I’m not a parent, nor am I anywhere near to a point in my life where I would be able to be one. However, I am familiar with children, so my first instinct is to shake my head and say “Wow, Ke$ha, you’ve been exposed to some questionable things in your childhood, huh?” After all, this is the girl who grew up to write songs about serial killers and scream about a “buffet table of dicks” in public. Then I had a moment of “slow down, Emily, you don’t know. Maybe this is the way children should be raised. You know, ignorance is bliss until you get knocked up in middle school.” But ladies, you know we have to trust our first instinct, right? So now I’m back to mourning the death of poor Ke$ha’s innocence. What about y’all?
I LOVE awards shows. I just love them. All of the bitchfaces, the tears, the drama, the attire. I feel like I’m back in high school again, only the students have a lot more tit, ass, and Botox going on. (Well. Depending on where you went to school, I guess. ) And again, similarly to those school days, the only thing better than said awards shows is often photos the after party. You can’t go wrong. There’s always a good vibe flowing when there’s a promised party afterwards. No one goes to these trumped-up shows and says, ‘Damn, there’s an after party later on. What bullshit.’ And best of all? Unlike high school, there’re no totally outraged moms and dads appalled at the photographic evidence thereafter. See? BRILLIANT.
Awards shows = the massive convergence of stars from all walks of life. Whether it’s to sign cars, mug for the cameras, or for D-list movie stars to pitch ideas to drunk producers for the Next Big Epic Movie, these people come out of the woodwork to booze and schmooze (see what I did there?).Best moment of the night? ADRIEN BRODY. Funniest? Hayden Panettiere’s extremely visible nipple pasties. Seriously. Like the ‘Where’s-fucking-Waldo?’ of nipples, find the picture and check out the heinousness. Worst moment of the night, guys? … Guys? A really greasy-looking Paris Hilton was there. And for the life of me, I cannot figure out why. Who invited this girl? She actually has friends on the inside?
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