Another day, another classy, classy lady leaking details of her hook up with a celebrity to the press.
Irene Lopez, a Spanish porn star, was recently seen and photographed hanging out with former child star and ex-boyfriend of Mila Kunis, Macaulay Culkin, at a Barcelona live sex club. When asked about her time spent with Mac, Irene managed to act surprised while providing more information to the press, saying, “The last time I was with him, no one found out about it. I don’t know what happened this time that the newspaper heard about it.”
The last time? You mean you’ve been “with him” more than once, girl?
Unlike other porn stars who have done the damn thing with famous dudes best known for their relationships with other ladies, Irene seems to “care” about Mila and Macaulay’s recently canned relationship saying, “If there is a possibility that he goes back with Mila, I don’t want to be an obstacle. The breakup is really fresh. I don’t want to cause him any harm. He’s a good person.”
I love that she says she doesn’t want to be an obstacle, as if it may be difficult for Macaulay to get over her or like Mila may be jealous. Delusional!
Let’s be real: There’s hardly ever a nail in the coffin more final than whomever your ex fucks after you, and a porn star just may be the worst option ever.
One of my favorite things ev-AR are the acoustic covers that come out of Radio 1‘s Live Lounge. It’s kind of a tradition for artists to stop by there and sing a song or two of their own, as well as some sort of cover. Lady Gaga‘s done “Viva La Vida”, Lily Allen’s done “Naive”, and Paramore did “Use Somebody” once. It’s just kind of a great treat, and Bruno Mars doing his cover of “California Gurls” is no exception.
Gosh, I gotta say, between the fabulous video spoofs and now this, Katy Perry‘s version of the song may be my least favorite.
Remember the Bling Ring? Alexis Neiers, the chick who basically headed up the whole thing and then got that E! show Pretty Wild, she’s in rehab for heroin addiction. That happened like a month ago after the cops busted her with a balloon full of the stuff. Then yesterday we learned that her sister Tess Taylor, who also starred on Pretty Wild, is also in rehab for heroin addiction. What the fuck is going on with this family?
Alexis and Taylor’s mother, Andrea Arlington, made a statement about Tess’s rehab stay, saying, “Approximately two weeks ago after a lot of coaxing from sister Alexis and myself, and after almost losing her life, Tess contacted Greg Hannley, owner of the SOBA Recovery center in Malibu and asked for help.”
She also said that her daughter was down to just 93 lbs. by the time she finally agreed to go into treatment.
Uhhh, look. I’ve never personally dealt with a situation like this, so you’ll have to pardon my ignorance, but how does this even happen? Are these girls this way because of shitty parenting, over or underexposure to the finer things or some sort of lethal combination? My suburban Massachusetts brain can’t even begin to wrap itself around this kind of behavior.
The final season of The Oprah Winfrey Show was bound to have some major surprises… or at least things that are promoted as major surprises but actually turn out to be lame.
This Monday, the talk show host is set to announce something so shocking and groundbreaking about her family life that not even she was in on it until somewhat recently. In the promo for the episode, Oprah says she, “was given some news that literally shook me to my core. This time, I’m the one being reunited. I was keeping a family secret for months, and on Monday you’re going to hear it straight from me.”
So this could be huge or it could be nothing. Oprah has a complicated family history. She had a baby that didn’t survive, she was the child of two unmarried teens… She also has to pull in ratings for her last season. With the popularity of genetic testing, I wouldn’t be shocked if her big reveal was that she was actually a half-Hispanic man that was first cousins with J.Lo.
Let me know what you think Oprah’s big secret is by voting in the poll and leaving comments…
Sammy on “Poll: Was Ricky Gervais Too Mean at Last Night’s Golden Globes?“:
“If the people commenting on his hosting last night found him to be ‘awkward and uncomfortable’, what did they think of Jimmy Fallon and January Jones?! They were awkward and uncomfortable, just like watching a couple of fucking river rocks talking up there.”
Chris Jones on “Katy ‘The Jesus Lover’ Perry Makes Russell Brand Tone Down His Act Again“:
“It’s strange that comedians never denigrate or make jokes at the expense of Islam. 99% of the time when religious jokes are made it’s about Christians. I’m fine with making jokes about Christianity, but why not spread it around a bit. Islam provides enough comedic material to last a lifetime. The truth is that most comedians don’t have the balls to make fun of Islam. They’re too scared. Jesus freaks won’t cut your head off.”
pufinstuf on “Klook! Kardashian Ksilly Kbandz!“:
“I love how the Khloe Silly Band is bigger than the Kim and Kourtney ones. She can’t even escape the comparison in stupid neon rubber bands.”
You’ll have to excuse me if you’ve heard of this story before, but WHAT?! I read the news all day every day and I haven’t heard anything about this situation with Harry Potteractress Afshan Azad.
Ashraf Azad, the 28-year-old brother of 22-year-old Harry Potter actress Afshan Azad, has checked into jail for six months for assaulting his sister last May, according to Reuters. In December, Ashraf pleaded guilty to charges of assault, stemming from the incident at their home in Longsight Manchester, where he attacked Afshan for dating a non-Muslim. Afshan — who played Padma Patil in the films — had requested that the court not send Ashraf to jail. “The persistent attack was accompanied by serious and very hurtful abuse and threats,” Judge Roger Thomas said during the sentencing. “The background to this offense lies in the concern that you, and perhaps other family members, had about Afshan’s relationship with a young man who was not of the Islamic faith.”
Young Star + Harry Potter + Domestic Violence + Religious Beef = Everything you’d normally need to have a story be front-page news. How this has seemed to slip through the cracks is absolutely crazy to me. Hell, pick two of any of the four issues above and that willtypicallyget the job done.
Finally, while I find it somewhat admirable that Afshan tried to keep her brother out of jail, thank God she didn’t succeed. This guy sounds like he needs to be locked up. Caaa=raaayyy-zaaayyy.
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