Paris Hilton saw the inside of a cop car from a different perspective as she shot a PSA for the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department last night.

The shoot was part of Paris’ court-ordered community service she was sentenced to after being caught with a baggie of cocaine on the Vegas strip last year.

People are still upset over Ricky Gervais’ jokes from the Golden Globes and not just people, important people who also have access to microphones and rooms with large audiences.

Last night at the Producers Guild Awards, director Judd Apatow took the mic and said what he thinks about the British comedian’s jokes. Here are some of his best lines:

“He had that joke about the guy on Lost. He said he ate everybody else. Let’s be honest — Ricky Gervais just lost weight. Even now he’s four pounds away from not being allowed to do a joke like that. Did he lose weight just to make fat jokes? You think that’s how mean he is?”

On Gervais’ joke about Charlie Sheen: “Leno did it a week before. I think he’s an OK target. The people at CBS have said as long as he shows up on time, knows his lines, he can do whatever he wants.”

On Gervais’ joke about The Tourist: “(Gervais) says the characters were two-dimensional. Then he says he hasn’t seen The Tourist. So as a comedian, that’s not fair, is it? To make jokes about a movie you haven’t seen. I can’t do a joke about (Gervais’s movie) The Invention of Lying because I haven’t seen it. You haven’t seen it. None of us have seen it. So the joke would not work.”

“Tim Allen did 200 episodes of Home Improvement. He was in three of the highest grossing movies of all time. And his latest just crossed the one billion mark. Whereas The Invention Of Lying made $18 million dollars worldwide…Leave Tim Allen alone.”

So, a lot of people are still pretty upset about the things Ricky said, I guess.

Thing is, I’m not sure that it matters if Hollywood’s mad at him. The dude’s not famous over here the way he is in the UK, so I don’t think he’s ever really relied on our audiences and our film industry to keep him afloat.

He was hired to host the Globes with the producers knowing exactly what kind of comedian he was and frankly, vilifying people never goes as far as the haters hope it would. In fact, when it comes to comedians, authors and tabloid princesses, it usually only helps.

Do you think Judd was right for calling Ricky out or do you think that he should have taken the high road?

Take your first look at the baby with two dads and five names!

Us Weekly was the magazine to score the exclusive photos of Elton John and David Furnish‘s little boy and they are adorable. The couple looks completely overjoyed and little Zachary is just adorable.

One question, though… What’s up with that solo picture of Elton with the Christmas tree? Regardless of when the photos were initially taken, it’s practically February, dawg (sorry, been watching a lot of Idol this week.)

Abbe Diaz, a matradee who has worked in some of New York’s finest eateries, is coming out with a book that, amongst other things, slams the celebrities with shitty attitudes that she’s had to deal with over the years.

Can you guess which actress Abbe described as having, “passive-aggressive comportment … meant to unnerve the plebeians, ” asl adding, “If you’re not worthy, it’s like you’re not there.”

The answer is after the jump…

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Jason Mraz and his fiancee Tristan Prettyman got engaged back in December, but that doesn’t mean that he plans to marry her any time soon.

The singer/songwriter attended Elton John’s benefit for equal rights over the weekend and told Us Weekly that he and Tristan wont plan a wedding until all couples, gay or straight, are legally allowed to wed. Jason said, “We both feel that in our engagement, we have a union that’s really special and cant be broken. It’s a sacred bond. The wedding would be nice for our family, our friends, our community — our moms especially — and so it puts us in the fight. We can’t get married until [gay] marriage is legal and equal…I think giving people the right to marry will be a huge movement in civil rights.”

I can’t decide if this is really cool of them or kind of beside the point considering no one’s waiting for Jason Mraz to get married to make a ruling on gay marriage. The couple can easily continue to stay in the fight for equality while legally bound to one another, advocating as a married couple for those who can’t share their joy. Then again, civil rights are historically the kinda thing you need to throw down some drama to make happen.

What do you think?

Color me a moron, but how the fuck are these two still together?

Everything I know about Avril Lavigne (bratty Canadian pop-princess who’s had the same hair since 2003) and Brody Jenner (spoiled white boy/son of a celebrity athlete with a penchant for Barbie-like girls) says that they shouldn’t work together. If I had to imagine these two at home, it would just be a long series of arguments where Brody wants Avril to shut up and “just act normal” and Avril wants Brody to go skateboarding and rip the heads off rodents.

This relationship just screams “ongoing publicity stunt” to me. Except we don’t see them out together all that often and they’ve yet to pay a visit to Brody’s dad while the Keeping Up With The Kardashians cameras were around. I’m truly puzzled (but I do love her shoes!)

What do you think it is that keeps these two desperates together?