Ok, but to be fair and to spread the blame evenly, it was Diddy and his ex-girlfriend. Oh, and also Rodney King.
This is all according to a lady named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks. Val also claims that Diddy is the father of her 23-year-old son, Cornelius. She’s suing the rapper for child support and loss of income to the tune of a trillion dollars. Literally, that’s the amount she’s going for, a trillion dollars.
As if that wasn’t enough damage, Diddy also swiped a super valuable poker chip from poor Valerie:
“I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars.”
I can’t decide if I should feel bad for this woman, who is obviously not very stable, or just laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing, but I’ll bet you a trillion dollars you can tell which way I’m leaning.
Hey that chip is worth over a ZILLION dollars.