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Quotables: Khloe Kardashian Addresses Her Weight

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“I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle. My weight is always going up and down. I’m always fighting that. I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else.”

Uh, welcome to celebrity, Khloe. You’re never going to please everyone, you know – especially when it comes to the way you look. May as well just take a few Kristen Stewart pointers and start not giving a fuck right about … now.

I know I give you a lot of shit for the things you do, girl, but on the whole, you do alright. I get it, Khloe, I get it. You’re sensitive about your weight. Everybody’s sensitive about something, I guess. Mine is how amazingly attuned I am to people’s feelings. Yours just happens to be the amount of room your body takes up in small spaces like aircraft carriers and the grand foyer of the Guggenheim. We’ve all got our crosses to bear, girl. Some are just a little larger and manlier-looking than others.

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  • i’ve never been a “chubby chaser”, but there’s something about that photo that just makes me want to bury my head between those luscious thighs.

  • I basically have Khloe’s body type and I’m 5’10” which is pretty close to her height. I think she and I are both smokin’ when we want to be (as a country song goes “I may not be a 10 but the boys say I clean up good.”). I’m so glad she chooses to dress up and look good on most occasions. And guess what Sarah, I fit just fine in an airplane seat and even better in an airplane hangar. And best in a little black dress that shows off my fantastic backside and long, strong legs.

    • Tall women, UNITE!!!

      LOL

      I’m 5’11”. I embrace my height, and between my sense of style and my confidence, I do rather well. Tall women get scrutinized no matter which body type we have. It’s hard, especially when being “feminine” is equated with being tiny and dainty, and you always tower above everyone’s heads. If you’re skinny and tall, you *must* be anorexic. If you have the slightest bit of weight on you, you look “man-ish” (or you get compared to Godzilla, Bigfoot, or a mountain). If you’re fit and toned, you get labeled an “Amazon”. Of course, if you have a penchant for glamor, you might get called a “drag queen”.

      I think Khloe would look just fine in everyday society. Standing next to her sisters, it’s easy to say, “WTF? She’s the YOUNGEST of the three? The eldest is the teeny one? How did that happen?”. Trying to prove to the world (and herself) that she can be just as sexy, by squeezing her thicker frame into clothes made for 5′ tall waifs isn’t helping her, either.

      She should break out of the K-dash Kult, maybe go to college, or do some humanitarian work.

  • Khloe’s not stick thin like her sisters, but her curves work for her and I imagine she’d fit in an airplane hangar just fine. I really don’t think this quote, which wasn’t stupid or simple-minded in any regard, necessitated such scathing remarks about the woman’s weight.

  • ladies with a body type like khloe can feel free to contact me. i’ll treat you with the respect, tenderness and adoration you deserve.

  • Hmm, so Sarah appears to be a BIG time bitch. Got it. Probably the kind of girl that teased others in high school to raise her own self-esteem. (Hey, don’t complain, I’m just “joking”. Funny, huh?)

  • Sarah that was funny, but looks like the self-described tall (read: fat) girls are lashing back in the comments. Ease off a little fatties it was meant to be funny and if you don’t get that you should probably be reading us weekly or some other crappy rag!

  • Just because you’re tall doesn’t mean you’re fat…
    I’m five foot nine and 150 pounds which may sound heavy til you find out my measurements… 36D 28 41. Its all in how you carry
    yourself, classy or trashy.

    • Models are tall. Are they fat? I’m tall. (And slim.)….There is beauty in all people, no matter what size, hair or eye color, skin color, etc.The point is Marshall Law, is that a CLASSY person, respects that, and respects the feelings of all people, and refrains from calling people names. THAT is whats TRASHY. I call’s yhrm as I sees them. Take a sensitivity course.

  • I’ve always loved curvy girls. It would be a dream come true if she would just straddle my face a ride herself to ecstasy!

    YUM! lick lick YUM!

  • Am I the only one who does give a rat’s a** about the Kardashians? Just another media whore family begging for attention like the Jacksons.

  • seriously? just becuz u r tall and beautiful does not mean you are fat. if u really new how to be a mature women you would keep quiet and respect others. kloe kardashian just looks big compared to those twigs but really? c’mon. shes the most sexiest woman alive. u should really take a look at urself sarah. just becuz she has more ass than ud evr get duznt mean u gotta hate. it might be funny but dnt be a bitch about it.