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18Love It or Leave It: Megan Fox Goes Topless for Armani

A photo of Megan Fox

I went for our traditional headline of “Love It or Leave It,” but to be totally accurate I think there should be a third category for moments like this, something along the lines of “Love It, Leave It, Or Rub One Out to It.”  We can brainstorm about that idea in the comments, but for now, let’s continue on with dear Megan.

Don’t you just love this latest Armani ad of hers?  I certainly do.  Probably my favorite part is how I studied it closely for a good few minutes trying to figure out what her tattoos are (the one on the shoulder is the “we will all laugh at gilded butterflies” that she’s had for a while, but the rib piece is newer, and it’s a Nietzsche quote: “and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”) before I remembered that it’s supposed to be a clothing ad and looked at the pants, which are pretty “whatever.”  I’m not trying to say that I know more about marketing that Armani, I’m just saying that – ok, I think at this moment in time, that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Photo via People

January 25, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Megan Fox

18 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Megan Fox Goes Topless for Armani”

  1. momster says:

    it’s not the tats that I’m trying to decipher, it’s that weird thing that’s sticking out of her arm (her right arm) — it looks like some sort of growth – eww what IS that?

  2. Jillian says:

    My question exactly. Does she have elbow pit hair?

  3. hayley says:

    it’s another tattoo – i believe it’s marilyn monroe.

  4. Kimber says:

    Yeah, it’s part of that trashy Marilyn Monroe tattoo. I do like how it looks like a malignant tumor in this photograph. Kind of like Megan Fox herself….

  5. Emily says:

    I sadly did not notice the Marilyn tumor, but I’m so thankful that you guys did. That is wonderful.

  6. evilbeetdouche says:

    You could tattoo War and Peace on those mega thumbs.

  7. Melissa says:

    My question is: have you ever seen a Hollister/Abercrombie ad? Just as ridiculous as this. Nearly naked/naked people selling clothes. Huh.

  8. john says:

    haha yeah i do kknow one thing that ass is still my favorite haha

  9. No name! says:

    She is soooooooo be?tiful!!Omg!I love her eyes,her body!!She is so beautiful.

  10. lucy bieber says:

    she has arm pit hair shes hiding it

  11. Ike Nash says:

    This love/rap song is dedicated to Megan Fox and her husband Mr.Brian Austin Greene,and the name of this rap song is called Da Introduction,and it was originally rapped by a rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but dear Mrs Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green,I wrote ma own rap/love song to the instrumentals of Da Introduction,using my own lyrics,now there are two beats/instrumentals to Da Introduction that was originally rapped by Bone Thugs N Harmony,the first beat/instrumental is actually from an intro,introducing themselves,and the second beat/instrumental,is the from off of their actual,song which is called Da Introduction,So this is ma rap song that I wrote for yall to the two instrumentals of Da Introduction,using ma own lyrics.Dear Mrs Fox bay-bay,means baby,and lay-day,means lady,and love-lay,means lovely,and sex-ay means sexy.So this is my song for y’all.

    Song Title:Da Introduction

    My own short intro before ma song for y’all:

    Dropping,ma song,lay-day,I’m never cray-zay,and never lay-zay.

    My chorus:Hey,how’s thangs

    Verse 1:Hey lay-day,how ya bin,make money,and roll,pretty honey,let’s stroll,baby girl,let’s go,go shopping,at the stores,lay-day,like,how ya bin,baby girl,do thangs,keep doing,it big,baby girl,let’s,sing.

  12. Ike Nash says:

    Hello Princess Megan,have you ever read any of ma movie scripts,that I wrote for ya,on some of your other Evil Beet Gossip pages?Can ya hook I and I up with a rap commercial?Please.

  13. Ike Nash says:

    Hello Ms Fox,i am not crazy,i only wrote ya songs and movies for a reason that i cannot say over the computer,but this is another song dedicated to u and your husband,because i am a fan of y’alls.This song is called Yes Yes Y’all,and it was originally sang by Bizzy Bone,but I wrote my own song for y’alls to the instrumental of Yes Yes Yall using my own words.lay-day means lady,and sex-ay means sexy.

    Song Title:Yes Yes Y’all

    My verse 1 for y’alls:

    Hey,lay-day,when I see,ya,in the,movies,on the scenes,in magazines,bay-bay,keep,running things,girl,you’re blazing,amazing,lay-day.

    My Chorus for Mrs Megan:Yes y’all,yes y’all,yes yes yes honey,money,for you,honey,cause,you’re lovely,and pretty,stay,sex-ay.

  14. Ike Nash says:

    Sorry for harassing

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