Oh dude if there were ever a bigger sadwreck than Jessica Simpson. I dig the girl, I do – but her life just keeps getting sadder and sadder under the guise of the down-home bliss of singing for chili cookoffs, getting engaged to former F-list sports stars, and being dumped time after time after time for women who look much like her, but are just, ahem, the upgrade.

I mean, come on. This is not the face of a happy-go-lucky girl that has the world at her feet.

Drinking your woes away won’t bring back 1998, Jess, nor will it make you more universally appealing to your financial leech/loser boyfriend, whateverthefuckhisnameis.  Find another way to dull the pain, girlfriend.

12 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is the Saddest Girl in the World”

1. hayley says:

   January 25, 2011 at 9:43 am

   i don’t understand what this article is about… ??? was she dumped by her fiance? or are you just commenting on these photo of her?

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   • Dizzle says:

     January 25, 2011 at 9:55 am

     i think she’s pointing how how drunk jessica is and how sad her life is but i could be wrong.

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     • hayley says:

       January 25, 2011 at 12:06 pm

       i guess that makes sense… but don’t we all get drunk?? and who ever looks good when photographed at random while drunk?? i guess we are just supposed to turn a normal event into a jessica-bashing one…
2. Tess says:

   January 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm

   I didn’t understand the post either.

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3. Dani says:

   January 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm

   I thought Jess looked good in these pics, all things considered.

   And I thought that her fiance came from money? Obviously Jess makes millions more, but he’s well off.

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4. evilbeetdouche says:

   January 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm

   nb4 EBD says: “I would drink her bath water.”

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5. evilbeetdouche says:

   January 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm

   I would drink her drunk-ass bath water.

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6. Anonymous says:

   January 25, 2011 at 11:44 pm

   Hello Girlfriend…if you only the truth then truth would set us all free..look beyond the photos and see the light! Wishing love and light to all! Mom

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7. Jax says:

   January 27, 2011 at 4:46 am

   I think she looks OK and who hasn’t got sh*tfaced, staggering drunk? Cut her some slack will ya!!!

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8. johdeh says:

   February 4, 2011 at 12:33 am

   omg she does not look ok

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9. Bailey Evans says:

   February 4, 2011 at 7:39 pm

   maby she should stop drinkin

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   • Tom Routson says:

     February 7, 2011 at 7:48 pm

     or stop deep throating

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