Jan 24, 2011 at 09:00 am by Sarah

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Oh Snookers. You try, you try, and you try again. And this time, girlfriend, it was so close. Really. It was thisclose. But the big honking Blackberry, the ankle booties that make your legs look like large, voluptuous hams, and the big brass hoop earrings that scream ‘AQUA NET!’ and ‘EIGHTIES ROLLER SKATING RINK TRASH’ kind of put the kibosh on classing it up. Points for the hair, and points for the dress, but the rest kind of brought your C+ average down to a D-, girl. Sorry.

14 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Snooki’s Interpretation of ‘Classy’”

  1. Emily says:

    THE BIGGER THE HOOPS, THE BIGGER THE HOE

  2. toonsis says:

    did snookers have some work done? her face looks slightly different to me. not that i watch jersey shore or anything :-)

  3. christine says:

    she doesn’t even know she is ridiculous…back off…she’s more to be pitied than scorned

  4. emberleigh says:

    woooooow snooki u look awwwwweful close honey id advise u not 2 take anymore close up pics in public ur better away from the camera but on the other hand i love jersey shore and think u really beat angelinas a** starts 2 much sh** :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Carmen says:

    Don’t even look like her

  6. Rich says:

    I’d love to date the Snookster, Snooki Bear…

    She is a fine, fine little tastilicious morsel of munchkin PIE…

  7. Milky Cryus says:

    She is pretty and she does do alot 2 get her way Rich.U have 2 look at her newest pics online.

  8. Kelsey says:

    i looked at em + not much but Snooks in jail.lol

  9. Kelsey says:

    When she get out?In?

  10. Nick says:

    I luv her fat boobs

  11. juan says:

    i luv u ima baggg u any day :)

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