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The Snark Sagas: Cutting Comments From the Congregation

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Bryjin on “LIVEBLOG, BITCHES: The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards“:
“Your dad is a Vietnam veteran and the first sentence you learned was ‘Commie dog’ … Well, that explains a lot I guess.”

Señor Loco on “The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards: THE PHOTOS – PART II“:
“So it’s true then? Tilda will be starring in the David Bowie Story?”

Sammy on “Poll: Was Ricky Gervais Too Mean at Last Night’s Golden Globes?“:
“If the people commenting on his hosting last night found him to be ‘awkward and uncomfortable’, what did they think of Jimmy Fallon and January Jones?! They were awkward and uncomfortable, just like watching a couple of fucking river rocks talking up there.”

evilbeetdouche on “Katy ‘The Jesus Lover’ Perry Makes Russell Brand Tone Down His Act“:
“Need more motivation. You should get bedbugs, again.”

Chris Jones on “Katy ‘The Jesus Lover’ Perry Makes Russell Brand Tone Down His Act Again“:
“It’s strange that comedians never denigrate or make jokes at the expense of Islam. 99% of the time when religious jokes are made it’s about Christians. I’m fine with making jokes about Christianity, but why not spread it around a bit. Islam provides enough comedic material to last a lifetime. The truth is that most comedians don’t have the balls to make fun of Islam. They’re too scared. Jesus freaks won’t cut your head off.”

pufinstuf on “Klook! Kardashian Ksilly Kbandz!“:
“I love how the Khloe Silly Band is bigger than the Kim and Kourtney ones. She can’t even escape the comparison in stupid neon rubber bands.”

Iceberg Slim on “Klook! Kardashian Ksilly Kbandz!“:
“The one where Kim is giving a blow job is missing.”

Snarky McGee on “A First Look at Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s New Baby, Flynn Bloom“:
“They should have named that kid, ‘Pow’.”

evilbeetdouche on “Yesterday Was a Big Day for Nicki Minaj“:
“I’m think more like Dog Turd #C96B24 by Lassie.”

WhatSheSaid on “Can Someone Please Explain This to Me?”
“I think you’ve confused demon eye for dog eye.”

Robin on “What Company Flat-Out Dissed Justin Bieber?“:
“Somehow I think Nintendo will survive.”

Winner?

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5 CommentsLeave a comment

  • what is funny about Chris Jones’ comment? or even mildly entertaining? stop being such a stereotypical douche bag. no muslim, including myself, has ever cut off a person’s head. not for a joke or a real reason. i am a huge South Park fan myself, and they make fun of all religions, including Islam. They make really scandolous jokes about Islam, did I cut off anyone’s head?

    Evilbeet, you made a fun post about interesting comments stupid because you published that douche’s comment. Bravo.

    • “no muslim, including myself, has ever cut off a person’s head.” You must be playing for LULZ, just check any gore thread on /b/. Or google “muslim beheading videos.” “About 36,700 results.”
       
      Don’t decapitate me, bro.

    • Jesus! What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

      Der.

      That’s why I make fun of Buddhists. Fuckin’ Buddhists!

  • Even though Iiked jimmy and january’s little banter, Sammy’s comment made me lol. I think the “fucking” did me in.