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Jan 18, 2011 at 08:00 am by Sarah
Brooklyn Decker, or as I’m calling her for the day, ‘Sex on Legs,’ has been named as cover model and centerfold for February’s issue of Esquire magazine.
I don’t have a whole lot to say about these pictures, because I’m too busy ramming my fist down my throat in a futile effort to expel two months’ worth of holiday confections, but if I could speak out around those betraying, croissant-loving fingers – DAMN.
You might want to check these photos out. I think there’s some pretty serious nipple down in that there gallery, but I can’t really tell – I think I’ve ruptured some veins in my eyes, but that just might be those laxatives again.
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Hey, Here’s Confirmation That Megan Fox is Definitely Pregnant
Hello sexy Mrs Fox,I yes,even I am not cray-zay,for I was told of ma Father,& yes,he is seated in His Holy Temple,in an area where no man knoweth of read that in revelation,& there are some pieces a... -
Is John Travolta Gay?
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Florence Welch Talks Fashion, Hair Dye, and Karl Lagerfeld to Marie Claire
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Hey, Here’s Confirmation That Megan Fox is Definitely Pregnant
Hey megan I believe that ma Father from His Holy Temple has turned me into one of His Holy Angels
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I just love anorexia and bulimia humor. Oh wait, no I don’t.
Yea, that paragraph was unnecessary and disgusting. You need help.
Yeah, not funny at all. Try again, this time without using a debilitating mental and physical disease as your punch line. Perhaps it would be funny then, but knowing your writing style as of late, I’m guessing not.
not very good………
WhoooAaaahhhhhHHHH!;-)-
Sexalicious morsel of fine center piece!;-)
Drooling!
PEACE PEEPS,
RNOBILITY74