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Brooklyn Decker Has a Really Average Body, Doesn’t She.

Jan 18, 2011 at 08:00 am by Sarah

photo of brooklyn naked decker esquire magazine february 2011 pictures

Brooklyn Decker, or as I’m calling her for the day, ‘Sex on Legs,’ has been named as cover model and centerfold for February’s issue of Esquire magazine.

I don’t have a whole lot to say about these pictures, because I’m too busy ramming my fist down my throat in a futile effort to expel two months’ worth of holiday confections, but if I could speak out around those betraying, croissant-loving fingers – DAMN.

You might want to check these photos out. I think there’s some pretty serious nipple down in that there gallery, but I can’t really tell – I think I’ve ruptured some veins in my eyes, but that just might be those laxatives again.

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5 Responses to “Brooklyn Decker Has a Really Average Body, Doesn’t She.”

smartiepops says:

January 18, 2011 at 10:01 pm

I just love anorexia and bulimia humor. Oh wait, no I don’t.

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Lavco says:

January 19, 2011 at 11:17 am

Yea, that paragraph was unnecessary and disgusting. You need help.

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Anonymous says:

January 19, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Yeah, not funny at all. Try again, this time without using a debilitating mental and physical disease as your punch line. Perhaps it would be funny then, but knowing your writing style as of late, I’m guessing not.

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mehrdad says:

January 29, 2011 at 12:32 am

not very good………

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Rich says:

January 29, 2011 at 2:43 am

WhoooAaaahhhhhHHHH!;-)-

Sexalicious morsel of fine center piece!;-)

Drooling!

PEACE PEEPS,
RNOBILITY74

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