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The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards: THE PHOTOS – PART II

photo of tilda swinton at the 2011 golden globe awards pictures

You know, I love you guys. Like, a lot. And because it’s so much, I’ve been up half the night, trying to finagle the best photos from our photo agencies, photos of CELEBRITIES YOU LOVE, because that’s what this site is about, right? Giving you guys the best of what you love? Yeah? I mean, even though Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a Jersey Shore-orange kabuki mask to last night’s events, you still love her. And just because Anne Hathaway is so damned hot from the shoulders up (’cause guys … baby’s got no back), she’s still totally one of your favs, right?

All I know is that Justin Bieber has one of the stupidest fucking faces I’ve ever seen, and when I see him flash that ‘True Grit’-esque leer, I want to rip my eyes out and casually toss them in a bucket of battery acid. Or, you know, just look at the back of Tilda Swinton’s head instead. I mean really, it looks like Natalie Portman’s been living back there, ’cause there’s a WHOLE LOTTA NESTING going on up in that bitch.

And apparently? Kelly Osbourne been eating all of the cheeseburgers that Claire Danes and Megan Fox should have been. But I totally could have told you that was going to happen.

Yeah, there were a lot of celebrities that looked totally awesome (Annette Bening, anyone? Christina Hendricks? Colin Firth’s wife, Livia Giuggioli?) But guys? It’s much more fun to make fun of the ones that didn’t, and that’s why you’re here. Or at the very least, that’s why I’M here.

… Oh, and LL Cool J? I think it’s time you changed your name, boy. It’s not 1996 anymore, and you’re never gonna win a Golden Globe for that security guard part in Halloween: H20.

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