Jan 16, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

That loving look in Edward’s eyes.  Bella’s tender placement of her finger on his chin.  You can feel the raw emotion just coursing through them in this photo, right?

No, I’m just kidding, but I know somebody’s going to rub one out to this picture, so I didn’t want to rain on that parade. Anyway, judging by the condition of the pillows, this is a photo of a moment just before Bella and Edward consummate their marriage. That’s sweet, but I would much rather see a photo of the aftermath, where the bed is broken, the blankets and pillows are ripped to shreds, the room’s covered in feathers and Bella’s covered in bruises (Bella likes it rough, you guys, and there’s nothing wrong with that).

Probably the thing about this photo that makes me the most excited is the way it makes me think of Kristen Stewart playing a character who enjoys something. Crazy, right?

Photo via Cinema Blend

42 Responses to “The First Photo of Vampire Sex: Can You Even Stand It, Twihards?!”

  1. qwertyuiop says:

    fuck this shit its not worthi it!

  2. Kristen says:

    Hotttttttttttt!!!! I wish my last boyfriend would do that 2 meeee!!!!!

  3. Rose says:

    I can wait till it comes out in threaters I will
    Be going to it 5 time at less I
    Love. Is movie series is much
    Thnk stephenia meyers
    For writing it

    Biggggg!!!!!!! Fan
    I have ever thing

  4. amanda says:

    i wish i cood have sex with my boyfriend

  5. Benny says:

    Are you guys that needy and unhappy?

  6. wow you seen desperate

  7. Charisse says:

    Omg. Can’t wait to watch that movie. So romantic.

  8. Bailey says:

    It is all most meant 2 b.It’s funny how everytime there is a romance movie,they allways fall in luv in REAL LIFE.

  9. Sarah says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this pic is a huge fake?
    I mean, just look at both of them, instead of wanking

  10. alessandro says:

    che bello breaking dawn sopratutto la parte in cui edward e bella fanno sesso……io volevo però che facessero vedere il seno di bella!=)

  11. alessandro says:

    che bello!!io volevo però che facessero vedere anche il seno di bella!

  12. maicol says:

    certo che kristen stewart ha due bellissime grandi bocce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gliele vorrei toccare!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. filippo says:

    per me stanno veramente bene insieme!!!!dovrebbero fare più volte sesso per me!!!!!

  14. alessia says:

    io vorrei vedere il cazzo di robert pattinson!!!!!sembra che ce l’ha molto lungo….lo vorrei anche ciucciare!!!!!!!!!i love to do blowjob (io amo fare i pompini)!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Aryan says:

    i wushi cud have sex with katy perry

  16. Aryan says:

    i wish cud have sex with katy perry

  17. ronnie says:

    any1 up for freakin….i mean n tru sense…mail me…braoun07@gmail.com

  18. Skittles says:

    This is so dumb. Bella is way over dramatic for the books. It makes it so stupid. If your life is THAT dramatic, then go die.

  19. Terriona says:

    I’m 6 and I alredee had sex with brian his peenis is huge it went in my vuginas hole hahahahahahahahahaha

  20. Amanda says:

    I’m 6 and I alredee had sex with brian his peenis is huge it went in my vuginas hole hahahahahahahahahaha

  21. Amanda says:

    Bobs! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Cyurs says:

    I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KRISTEN STEWART

  23. Anonymous says:

    fucking americans, sex is always in your mind..

  24. Anonymous says:

    omg
    everyone here is so stupid

  25. minervouas says:

    OMG YOU ARE ALL SO ASSHOLES!!!!

  26. ronnie says:

    anyone der with big boobss….unlike the above…WANNA FUCK HER WITHAL…

  27. Bailey Evans says:

    Shut the fuck up everyone.All ur thinkin bout is sex,boobs,and…….

  28. Anti says:

    Can’t wait!! Love u Kristen!

  29. Girl says:

    I love you!

  30. South African sadgirl says:

    Come to CapeTown! Pleaz. . . . . . .

  31. Bhumit says:

    i wanna fuck kristen yar.
    She is tøö hòt to fuck.
    Yah, her lovely boobs.

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