First there was The Situation with his “Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore,” then there was little Snooki with her totally original work of fiction, and now there’s JWoww with The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb. This literary gem won’t be released until February 8th, but since I know you guys are just clamoring for some information on JWoww’s sure-to-be bestseller, I’ll cut back on the small talk and let you know what her publisher had to say about the book:
“Jenni has become famous for both her cleavage-baring tops and her tough-as-nails approach to life and love,” a release from her publisher reads.
In the book, JWOWW recounts “never-before-shared anecdotes” and informs readers about “what she has learned about men, sex, smackdowns and standing up for yourself.”
“I am like a praying mantis,” reads a quote from the star. “After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.”
She’ll also discuss her “wildest moments on Jersey Shore as well as her past relationships – the good, the bad, and the gorillas – as well as how to handle competition on the dating scene.”
We’re going to get life advice from JWoww, you guys! Can you even wait until February 8th? Tell you what, let’s spend that down time getting breast implants and recovering and all that, and that way when it comes time to heed JWoww’s advice, we can be a step ahead of the game! See y’all in the OR/the bookstore!