When I think of super-hot sex, the last thing I think of is Sting. Partially because I’m not forty-five, and partially because monogamous, married sex is not my thing. I’m joking about one of those things, but I’ll let you be the judge as to which. :P
Sting and his wife of eighteen years were recently interviewed by Harper’s Bazaar about the longest thing they’ve ever had – their relationship and their mutual love for one another – and discussed just what it is that makes their respective clocks tick:
“I like the theatre of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.”
They also think that absence makes the heart grow fonder:
“We don’t get bored. Being apart juices the relationship.”
And after being asked how Sting and Trudie like it in the bedroom, Sting replied:
“Romantic? We like tawdry.”
At the end of the photo shoot, Sting cheekily quipped:
“That was like tantric filmmaking.”
Ugh. Surprise – the father of tantric sex still likes campy sex and cheesy lines. Yawn. Welcome back to the eighties, guys.
In all honesty, though, I think it’s super cute that Sting and wife are still way into one another. To be together, and married, for eighteen-plus years is a huge achievement in Hollywood, and a lot of couples aspire to that kind of thing, so kudos on whatever Sting and Trudie are doing to keep it all alive.
It’s probably all those boys on the side.
On BOTH sides.