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Nicki Minaj Looks Hot, Yet Oddly Like a Juggalo in W Magazine

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And before you ask me how I’m just so down with those clowns, I’ll tell you – there was someone (who shall remain unnamed) in my life who went through a brief juggalo phase, and despite my vehement assertations that the whole sub-culture was fucking stupid, he continued to wear his lame-ass hatchet jewelry and listen to the lame-ass Insane Clown Posse. Down with the motherfucking clown indeed.  No, really.  Down with it.

Anyway, on to Nicki – it’s amazing how not making stupid faces changes your entire visage and makes you look … good. When she’s got her fierce face on, it’s almost impossible to believe that this is the chick that perfected the bug-eyed, crooked-mouthed leer.

So alright. Looking good, Nicki. Just leave the juggalo makeup home next time. I didn’t get it then, I don’t get it now.

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