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3Love It or Leave It: John Mayer Grows His Hair All Pretty

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I know that the big thing these days is for men to grow their hair and their beards and what not (my husband is going through the phase right now and I have to say – it’s hot hot hot), but some celebrities – like Tom Brady – don’t look so good. And by ‘don’t look so good,’ I mean they ‘look like a demented serial killer who slicks his hair back with motor oil and has a pretty serious underbite FOR SOME PRETTY SERIOUS BITING.’

I also get the feeling that as John Mayer ages, he’s going to look a lot like Jerry Garcia. And while that is a sad, unfortunate testament to good old Jerry, it’s even worse for John. Why? Because John probably SMELLS the way that good old Jerry does. Like, this very minute as he continues to decompose in his early grave, God rest his soul.

January 12, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah
Filed Under: John Mayer

3 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: John Mayer Grows His Hair All Pretty”

  1. gen says:

    Mayer looks how Colin Farrel looked the first time I realized that he would probably fuck my little sister while smelling like the garbage bin outside an Indian restaurant.

  2. James says:

    3 words:

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