Is it because of crack or because of her vagina? Get it, because women can’t drive? We are inferior in certain ways. Ha.
But really, I’m thinking it’s the crack. I’m not even suggesting that she’s back to her wacky crackhead ways, I’m just saying that spending so many years gobbling up meth, chasing it with vodka, and making out with Paris Hilton might throw off your depth perception a bit. And that’s not Lindsay’s fault. Clearly someone needs to give this poor girl a bigger garage, am I right?
Oh, newly sober Lindsay, how I wanted to believe in you. How I longed for a Parent Trap sequel. Alas, alas.