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7Why is Brian Austin Green Carrying Megan Fox Through a Strip Mall?

Brain Austin Green Carries Megan Fox Through a Strip Mall

…because I’d really love to know. There has to be some good reason that this grown woman in bedazzled Uggs is hanging off her elderly husband, ass popped out in the air like she’s getting paid for it.

These two classy folks were snapped yesterday on their way to get some lunch. The rest of the pics are just as good.

January 7, 2011 at 1:30 pm by Molls

7 Responses to “Why is Brian Austin Green Carrying Megan Fox Through a Strip Mall?”

  1. Tatters says:

    He is finally gonna feed her. Exciting times for Megan Fox!

  2. esa says:

    He’s pretty hot on Desperate Housewives if you ask me…it’s not fair that guys get cuter as they age for the most part…

  3. ann says:

    looks like he’s giving her a big bear hug? doesn’t really seem like he’s carrying her, per se. but still. i hate them both.

  4. ann says:

    *carrying her and walking with her suspended from around his neck* i meant. i know how everyone likes to get craaazy if someone makes a typo/grammatical error/says something that isn’t super duper transparently clear.

  5. Mike says:

    The things I would eat out of that ass…..

  6. S(ss) says:

    Elderly husband? Isn’t he in his thirties? Is that considered elderly now?

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