Jan 06, 2011 at 11:00 am by Emily

A photo of Drew Barrymore

Let me preface this by saying that I adore Drew Barrymore.  I kind of have to – I made a promise to my 11-year-old self after watching Ever After, and I’m in it for the long haul.  But I have always been of the opinion that there is only one occasion that a pale person like Drew should wear orange, and that’s the occasion that has her at a club, tripping on ecstasy and watching some talented dude twirl some glow sticks.  And even then it should only be a teddy bear purse or the primary color of your body glitter, not some stupid shapeless dress with inexplicable gathering at the knees.

Drew, do yourself a favor and go back to silly sparkly beaded dresses or cute hipster slapdashery.  That’s where you belong, sister.

4 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Drew Barrymore and Her Tragic Dress”

  1. sky says:

    I actually love this dress. I would totally wear it out in Mexico or some other hot vacation place :)

  2. Maxx says:

    I couldn’t even tell that was Drew. She looks like half the woman she used to be! Is orange sliming?

  3. Jillian says:

    Is the dress upside-down?

  4. ashley says:

    She looks a bit like the mascara that she hawks!

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