Break out the hankies, watch for a few ‘Jake is gay’ rumors to fly low, and get some earplugs – because you just know that girlfriend’s going to release a Jake-dedicated song in the coming months.
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have called it quits on their two-month-old relationship, and, according to sources, also claim that the couple stopped seeing each other last month. Cripes man, it’s Taylor Swift here. How did we not know. We know, by a random break into song, whenever a generic car parts salesman accidentally looks her way. The people responsible for this big cover-up? Probably the same people behind the Kennedy assassination.
I like Taylor’s virginal and innocent persona a lot – her music, eh, not so much – but the breakup is probably for the best. She seems to write her best songs when she’s been smited, and as you all know, there’s a market for practically everything out there these days. Inquiring minds wanna know, you know?
Sorry about the imminent heartbreak, guys, it must have been rough – but note to Taylor? This is why you don’t let things like this leak after only one date. It’s embarrassing when things go south so quickly, isn’t it?
My guess? She was too clingy and into him too quickly. I can totally see her as the type who says things like “You’re my everything” and “I need you” on the second date. The red flags probably went up for him very quickly… A lot of girls at her age get too emotionally invested too quickly, so I really think that has something to do with it.
Word.
Since she is so innocent she has to learn the relationship ropes, right? I mean, if you are Jake and get to see Taylor Swift in the buff, you should be able to hold out longer than a month. So, she must have been clinging like a tree monkey, as Jessica mentioned, to drive him away that quickly!
I heard she caught him secretly listening to the new Kanye West album.
Absolutely hilarious.
Now, that’s why they break up… she wrote a song about Kanye, now she need to write a song about Jake listened to Kanye associated with the break up… lol …. by the way, I am her fans, just been to her concert yesterday, at Manchester… she is awesome!!!
Nah she probably just won’t give it up to anyone. Just likes the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of the kiss and when a penis comes into sight, she’s like “oh, uh… i forgot to turn the stove off. I’ll call ya!” Then regrets it a month later and writes an album blaming it on the guys when she’s the one with the pattern of heartbreak, not them. Well, maybe John Mayer. ;_0
ugh Steph,that was a good and odd speach.
Its seems like Taylor Swift and Jennifer Aniston have much trouble keeping men.Whenever a month or so passes by the men fade away in the back ground never to return!
She gets into every relationship she has waaaay too much! she needs to luv but be able to let go sooner or later instead of writing a gay song bout it
Maybe she gave him scabies. I had a friend with scabies, nasty things. I would dump her immediately if that happened.
taylor is cool
Taylor is pretty
can u belive a boy would dump u for a stupid mean girl…gosh sometimes i wish i never dated Dalton!!! but on the other hand he is really really really cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some one once told me if u fall in love with someone your heart is bound to get brocken… especaily if u r at school!?.
Hello
Hello Mrs Taylor Swift,this is a song for ya,it is called Menensky Mobbin’,and it was originally sang by Bizzy Bone,but,dear,Mrs Swift,I wrote,ma,own song to ya,to the instrumental,of Menensky Mobbin’,using ma own words.And dear Mrs Taylor Swift,Lay-day means lady.
Song Title:Menensky Mobbin’
Ma Intro before ma chorus:Yo,this is a real cool song,sweet thang,damn,keep running thangs,lay-day.
Ma chorus:Yo,yo,babe,yo,babe,can I greet,ya,yo,stay neat,yeah,babe,you’re,sweeter.Let’s chill,I’ll stay,by your side,westcoast,I’ll like to ride,with ya honey,when it’s sunny,and lovely,babe,outside,sipping drinks,and feeling great.
Verse 1 for Taylor Swift:Take a trip,down ma avenue,with some money in ma hands,let’s go,and set it,off,who’s the boss?of course,you’re the boss,all ma haters,get tossed!so girl,let’s toast,to the life,that we love,like parties,hearty,feelings of joy,running things,like TV shows,I like the,way that you roll,let’s go to the studios,or movies,stay close,and laugh at jokes.
If you hate Taylor so much then why talk about her at all?