But really, can we? Did you see Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Have you seen Jason doing the Confrontation scene from Les Miserables with both Neil Patrick HarrisandPaul Rudd? I’m sure you don’t need additional reasons to fuel your love, but have you seen the cast list of the new Muppets movie, the one Jason Segel is writing and also starring in? Amy Adams, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, with rumored guest appearances by Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Jack Black, Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Krasinski, and probably every other celebrity you’ve ever heard of. Jason Segel is getting to be a big deal, you guys, and he did a painfully adorable interview to prove it.
Who’s your favorite Muppet?
Fozzie Bear because he’s just so sweet.
When did you get into puppets?
I was young, I was in my early teens and I started writing little short films and I would use puppets as other actors because no one could drive at that point.
Did you have friends? [Laughs] Yeah I did, I did! We were just too young to drive.
It’s sort of an odd thing to play with puppets.
Well I was an odd thing. I wore a Superman cape under my clothes until I was 12. I’m not the most normal dude.
How about now?
I literally have 10 or 15 puppets out in my living room right now.
Do you put them away when girls come over?
No! You don’t put them away, you’ve got to put it all out right in the beginning. You don’t want to pull out the puppets two months in. Now it’s my profession so it’s cool. There was a time when I was just a weirdo dude in his mid-20s playing with puppets.
Mission accomplished, right? We’re all in love now? All right. Christmas miracle.
It’s been a big year for Sexy Teen Taylor Momsen. I was one of her biggest supporters for awhile, but now I’m just like, “Girl, you do adult things with your young body. We get it.”
Her new ad for John Galliano’s Parlez-Moi d’Amour isn’t any different. The actress writhes about in skimpy lingerie to one of her own songs (which actually isn’t all that bad, surprisingly), while spraying herself down with an envelope-shaped bottle and holding a piece of parchment and an old school quill pen.
This comedienne and author is sweating the fact that she may have got herpes. Her new boyfriend swore to her he did not have it, but it turns out he does. All she would have to do is check his sex history with just the people known, and she would have seen he is in the herpes chain. Oh, or have protected sex. Not too hard.
Comedienne and author? Well, we’ve got Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Janeane Garofalo, Jenny McCarthy (if you count her as a comedienne) and of course, Miss Chelsea “I’m Fucking 50 Cent” Handler. My money is obviously on Chelsea, not only because GOD KNOWS where 50 Cent has been, but because I can’t think of anyone that any of these other ladies are dating.
Who are you putting your money on? Remember that whoever gave this funny lady herpes has dated someone in the past who has dated other notorious skanks (thus the reference to Hollywood’s all-too-terrifying herpes tree.)
I don’t know about your guys, but breaking my teeth is one of my biggest fears. Break my nose, break my EYEBALLS, but don’t go anywhere near my teeth, you know? They’re just a mad sensitive part of the human body.
That being said, I am revolted by this dentist photo of Oksana Grigorieva that was published on RadarOnline. Apparently this was taken the day after she got into an altercation with Mel. Can you even imagine looking in the mirror and seeing all your teeth broken up and looking crazy?
Mel’s legal team is claiming that because the front teeth were veneers and not her real teeth, so it’s not as bad as she’s claiming it to be. Because we’re all hung up on whether or not the teeth that were beaten out of her head are real, right guys?
Or, you know, just breakups that sucked. We here at Evil Beet take celebrity breakups and makeups pretty seriously, and when something big breaks like these ten relationship bust-ups, it really gives us a lift. Because we’re celebrity gossip bloggers. It might sound insensitive, but come on – we live for this shit, no doubt. And you do, too, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
Without further ado, the Top 10 Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups of 2010:
10: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
I totally thought these guys would be forever. Surviving High School Musical, they were the ultimate in high school sweethearts. And you know that the likelihood of high school sweethearts just making it in the real world is astronomically huge. Boo, guys. Boo.
9. Courteney Cox and David Arquette
A lot of people thought this was a fleeting thing when the two decided to publicly split, but after Arquette’s admission of H-list sex and boozing it up on the town, it feels like a reconciliation is not even on the menu anymore.
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