Bristol Palin has done a greatjob getting on everyone’snerves this year, but finally she’s done something worth praising. The single mom and former Governor’s daughter has purchased her first home, a cute little brown stucco in Arizona.
Bristol paid $172,000 for the abode, which just a couple years ago sold to it’s previous owner for nearly twice that. Good deal! And don’t worry about her losing it, because homegirl paid in cash. Baller! I was unaware that motherhood and televised dancing paid that well.
Here’s the other good news: Apparently Bristol liked the idea of moving to Arizona because she wants to attend their state university and study broadcasting. Just hearing that Bristol plans to get her degree despite (or perhaps because of) her single mom-status warms my angry little heart. What wonderful news for the future of both her and her son. Let’s hope it’s true.
Anyone wondering if the Arizona lovin’ McCains had anything to do with this?
Oh wow. TMZ has announced that Lifetime is in the process of making a new movie that sounds awfully similar to the life of one of our favorite tabloid stars.
Lydia Hearst will play LiLo in Charles Castillo’s new movie, “Dogs in Pocketbooks.” Castillo told the New York Post, “Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media.”
Castillo says the script is a satire … the only glaring omission from the description — scheming, sponging parents whose lives derail their child.
For those of you who don’t know what Lydia Hearst looks like, take a gander:
“She performed with me on stage wearing a see-through lace catsuit and people thought it was an insult because you could see her bottom. I’m the lady who did an exhibition of bottoms. How could hers offend me? She has a very lovely bottom. I think she’s wonderful. John would have loved her, because she’s an artist, she’s fearless and she pushes every limit, which we both always adored. She has played on John’s white piano and I think that’s wonderful. Life moves on and you embrace it.”
- Yoko Ono claiming that her late husband would have loved our decade’s biggest pop star in The Daily Mail.
I don’t know about you guys, but I can watch Keanu Reeves do just about anything, so when I woke up this morning to find that the Christmas special of Saved by the Bell was on (the two-parter where Zack falls in love with the homeless girl who works at the mall, could you just die?!) and that there were a bunch of pictures of Keanu shopping for a tree on Christmas Eve, I thought it was Christmas all over again, natch. I hope you find as much glee in these pictures as I do, whether it’s from Keanu’s lady friend‘s odd penchant for clapping, their tree on top of Keanu’s tiny little car, or the flip book that you plan on making from the pictures (other people are going to do that too, right?).
Anyway, how was your Christmas? Did you have tons of fun? Any drug benders I need to know about? Yeah, mine was all right. I had fun while I was by myself, doing my hair and watching A Christmas Story for like six solid hours, but then I went to my grandma’s and was immediately attacked by everyone in my family under 35 because apparently on Thanksgiving I told them that I was going to wear a Jesus costume and bring birthday cake. To tie this all together, at that moment, I felt just like Keanu, awash in a sea of evergreen and disappointment.
And she’s engaged, too, but that’s not the important part, did you hear me? NATALIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT! MY GOD!
Reps for Natalie and her husband-to-be, choreographer Benjamin Millepied, confirmed that the couple was recently engaged and is expecting a child. Portman and Millepied met on the set of Natalie’s box office hit, Black Swan, earlier this year and have been inseparable since.
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