And Taylor Swift, too. Cute. I mean, most young girls don’t run around hopping fences in the tightest of leather pants, but hey. Taylor Swift. These girls might just have hope yet.

And by another show of hands, tell me those of you who even knew that girlfriend was married. ‘Cause I didn’t. I mean, I know I should be keeping up with the personal lives of celebrities that haven’t really been all that relevant since 1999 or so, so I guess it’s my bad, but come on.

Campbell, who’s starring in the upcoming and hopefully career-reviving Scream 4 sequel, has let it leak that she secretly filed for divorce from her husband, British actor John Light, back in June.

TMZ claims that the couple is working through the process amicably, and still remains close friends, but man. How are you gonna be friends when someone in the marriage goes and files for divorce on the sly? A source close to the couple also tells TMZ that Neve is attempting to block Light from any spousal support in an upcoming hearing.

Friendly-friend divorce, huh?

What was your favorite Neve Campbell body of work? The Scream movies, Party of Five (ha), Wild Things, 54? Personally, my favorite was The Craft, and her role on Are You Afraid of the Dark‘s ‘Tale of the Dangerous Soup.’

You may not like Neve Campbell on the whole, and I’m cool with that, but if you didn’t like Are You Afraid of the Dark, then I’m telling you right now – you’re dead to me.

‘Til the season to think about Randy Quaid – he was, after all, Cousin Eddie in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, but he hasn’t been in the news as of late for portraying crazy, zany, and lovable characters any more than Marilyn Manson has been involved with PETA or Dora the Explorer.

If you don’t remember, Randy and his oddball wife, Evi, were on the lam awhile back and eventually arrested for breaking and entering and extortion, all of which pointed to the idea that the Quaids were trying to play the greatest movie roles of their lives as Bonnie and Clyde.

So not cool, guys.

The couple recently spoke to Esquire magazine and many of their quotes were, to say the least, interesting:

On how Evi and Randy will be killed by faceless, nameless people:

They will be killed in one of three ways, she says. (She does most of the talking.) She has interrupted the killers practicing. “Staging scenarios,” she calls them. Dry runs, rehearsals, blocking for a gruesome play. Their most likely end, the Quaids believe, will involve knives. Randy will be drugged in his sleep — “They know he has sleep apnea,” she says — and Evi will be stabbed to death. Then they will put the knife in his hand. He will wake up and be locked away forever. Or he will kill himself in his terror and grief. The Star Whackers have stolen some of his songs — he writes sad, introspective songs on more crumpled sheets of paper — and the killers will lay one out on the nightstand or the kitchen counter. “Randy’s songs read like suicide notes,” Evi says. “That’s how the cops will read them.”

Another option of how the two will be killed by these … ‘Star Whackers’:

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