The Trevor Project held a live event in Los Angeles last night and no performance could have been more perfect for this show/this year than Katy Perry and Darren Criss performing Katy’s song “Teenage Dream” together. Of course Darren famously covered the song on Glee earlier this year, so he delivered his portion of the song flawlessly.

Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of 20,000 homosexuals imploding with joy after hearing this version of their anthem.

Christina Applegate is very pregnant, and like a good actress, she’s putting her new assets to right to work. In this new FunnyOrDie vido, Christina plays a pole dancing for fitness instructor who teaches pregnant women how to work the pole in a way that’s comfortable for the fetus growing inside of them.

I always seem to forget how funny Christina is… this video is great.

Remember a couple years ago when making a list of “25 Things” that no one knew about you was all the Facebook rage? Well, US Weekly has just caught on to that trend and they’re having celebrities share their secrets. Martha Stewart’s list is… hilarious…

1. I tend to keep a light on near my bed when I sleep (about four hours a night) so I can write notes or do work when I wake up.

2. When I travel, I like to bring my own fresh lemons, just in case they don’t have them on the plane.

3. Some of my fondest memories of childhood were sitting at the kitchen table eating white onion sandwiches.

4. I only beat my father at Scrabble once.

5. I just finished writing my 76th book.

6. When I first wake up, before the sun rises, I say hello to all the animals on my farm.

7. I have four horses, 200 chickens, two sheep, three miniature donkeys, five cats, three dogs and 25 red canaries, and I’m a beekeeper.

8. I’m not a big fan of fragrances in anything — that’s why Martha Stewart cleaning products are fragrance-free and color-free.

9. This past Thanksgiving was the first time I didn’t make my own turkey. I went out to a restaurant with my daughter and friends.

10. I love the Yankees.

11. I like baking more than cooking. In fact, I have a new baking series, Martha Bakes, airing on Hallmark Channel in January.

12. When I was a young girl, I helped my brother trap muskrats in Nutley, New Jersey.

13. I recently tracked polar bears on a working vacation in Northern Canada.

14. I have a very dry sense of humor.

15. If I wasn’t doing this for a living, I’d be a teacher or maybe a veterinarian.

16. My favorite home-cooked meal is scrambled eggs.

17. I love Eminem.

18. I paid for my college education by modeling.

19. I am most comfortable in jeans and a work shirt.

20. One person I would love to meet is Barack Obama.

21. I do yoga every day for an hour.

22. I’m perfectly happy with a liverwurst sandwich.

23. I’m a closet tech geek. I’m obsessed with my iPad, my Droid and my new Samsung Tablet.

24. I have over 2,040,000 Twitter followers.

25. I listen to lots of rap music in the studio of The Martha Stewart Show [which airs on Hallmark Channel at 10 A.M.].

First of all, I worship Martha Stewart, so reading little fun facts about her life kind of fills the void of not being her actual Facebook friend. Secondly, Martha loving Eminem comes as no shock to me for some reason. Same with her love of rap music. I can so easily imagine Martha getting down on some thug shit that it actually concerns me.

Today in things that sometimes make me wish I was a lesbian: Amber Heard comes out of the closet. [Celebslam]

Apparently some of Nicole Kidman’s Botox wore off. [popbytes]

Brad Pitt in The Tree of Life: The Trailer. [Celebitchy]

Christina Hendricks will be given bananas for Christmas. Discuss and analyze at your leisure. [Amy Grindhouse]

Another super gallery of Britney Spears through the years … you’ll be surprised. [CityRag]

Kanye West is trying to pick up a baby mama. Cool. [Pop on the Pop]

American Apparel brings back the pubes, makes them cool again. [Zelda Lily]

Robbie Williams shows his moon on national television. For you. For Christmas. [OMGBlog]

Chelsea Handler calls Angelina Jolie a fucking cunt. Again. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Justin Bieber cancels German concert after serious injury. [Earsucker]

The ever-incandescent Amy Winehouse was photographed arriving in London this past weekend after another lengthy holiday in the Caribbean.

To Amy’s credit, she’s looking pretty good in these photos – the lack of makeup really shows what an attractive face she actually has, she’s not as pallid bone-white as she normally is, and even though her boobs are way top heavy for her scrawny bottom, she’s classic Amy and she’s alive.  There are no crack pipes hanging out of her mouth and Blake is nowhere to be found, so we should be thankful and not ragging on her because she left her Bic back in London while on vacation, yes?

“If you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert.”

Remember those pesky rumors going ’round about how Sarah Palin pushed her daughter Bristol into competing on Dancing With the Stars? A valiant effort to repair the damage the teen mom had done by getting knocked up during Sarah’s run for Vice Presidency? OK.  Well this is directly from the horse’s mouth – this is Bristol refuting co-star Margaret Cho’s claim that she is Sarah’s little publicity pawn, while throwing a couple of lesbian-themed remarks at the end of her diatribe, which you can read in its entirety here, for good measure.

Let it be said that I’m SO not a fan of Bristol or – by virtue – Sarah Palin.  And though I do think that Margaret Cho is borderline obnoxious about a lot of things and generally unfunny, I have to say – come the fuck on. Aiming gay, Indigo Girls jokes at Margaret Cho, a woman who will be eternally more successful than you could ever hope to be, Bristol?  I mean, Margaret might be over the top when it comes to her humor, and a lot of people might be turned off at the visual of the bisexual Margaret getting it on with anyone – male or female – but throwing tacky insults around on a Facebook fan page of all places, please. When your claim to fame has something to do with anything aside from being pushed around by a Mama Grizzly mother and being a teen mom, then you might have a shred of credibility. Until then, shut up. You sound as under-educated as you’d assume a high school drop out would.