“I had someone correct my grammar on a blind date once, and I knew within the first 10 minutes that the date was over. Just don’t correct my grammar. I’m from Tennessee. I probably say everything wrong.”

- Reese Witherspoon recently told People her first-date dealbreaker.

Katy Perry performed at the Y100 Jingle Ball in Sunshine Florida this weekend and I’m totally mesmerized by this photo of her with a couple of Santa-themed dancers. One can assume that they’re just pulling off some choreography and that Katy’s continuing to take acting lessons from Jenny McCarthy (what is with that face, girl?), but the caption possibilities are endless.

Have at it in the comments, kiddies…

The Child Support Collection Unit in Nassau County is getting some celebrity action now that Dina Lohan has found out that Michael Lohan is spending his money on Botox. According to Dina, Michael hasn’t forked over any money for his two kids Ali and Cody in at least a few months, but she was letting him slide because she assumed he was broke (why wouldn’t you?) Then Michael brought cameras along with him as he got his face shot up with expensive Botox treatments, proving that he does have cash to spare after all.

Michael owes Dina $1,500 a month for their two minor children and another 50% of all of their medical bills and schooling. I’m going to go ahead and guess that while there are no fine lines or wrinkles on his face, that he probably doesn’t have that kind of cash laying around to do the right thing and help out his ex-wife. I guess big sister Lindsay is going to have to get right back to work as soon as she’s out of rehab.

Sandra Bullock and her baby boy Louis Bardo Bullock went to a holiday party in Los Angeles together this weekend. The paparazzi were lurking and were able to snap some photos of the mother and son, who are rarely photographed out and about. Louis looks like a great, even-keeled kid and Sandra seems to be an awesome mom. It’s hard to believe that these two haven’t even spent a whole year together yet.

Although the hit show was filming it’s super important “post-Superbowl” episode, production came to a halt this week on the Glee set after several folks got sick with tonsillitis. I didn’t even know people got tonsillitis anymore. That sounds so old timey and obsolete to me, like small pox.

Production is set to start again on Monday and the time that they missed will be made up for in early January, but damn… Those kids need to be staying healthy. More vitamin C at craft services and less water bottle sharing, you guys.

I’m pretty sure that one of the only things Katy Perry and I have in common is our love of having our nails did in whacky ways. Katy’s been posting her nail designs on Twitter for some time, so I put together this gallery of some of her best designs.

Do you like expressing yourself on your nails, or do you think that it’s time bitches like us grow up?